Maybe his "friend" who has this Coronavirus

[PCIntern]

is him.

Like all his fake alter egos...

Sort of like "My friend got this girl pregnant...do you know a good doc who can "take care of this" for me?"

[Totally Tunsie]

1. Chump's personal Rat Pack:

"John Barron", "John Miller" and "David Dennison".

[IcyPeas]

2. jealous of Cuomo and brother

Trump is so jealous of Gov. Cuomo getting to talk about his brother that he invented a sick friend. you don't know him, he goes to a different school. in Canada

Link to tweet

[MontanaMama]

4. This.

exactly this.

[leftieNanner]

3. He has no friends

Fake.

His wife doesn't even like him.

[DemoTex]

12. Bingo!

The most hated man in the world. Period.

[UTUSN]

5. Or his friend PUTEEN!1

[hopeforchange2008]

6. Could it be little rushy limpballs? oh, pls let it be! eom

[hlthe2b]

7. Actually, it is this guy (fellow real estate developer)

A Manhattan real estate mogul and longtime friend of President Trump slipped into a coma after a coronavirus diagnosis, influencing the White House’s change of heart for an Easter Sunday relaxing of COVID-19 restrictions, according to Vanity Fair magazine.

The president was deeply shaken by the news about Stanley Chera, a 78-year-old Trump pal and founder of Crown Acquisitions. Chera has been a frequent White House guest, and organized several fundraisers for his fellow developer.

https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/ny-trump-coronavirus-vanity-fair-20200401-qzlyieydbvdg5la6j55vcs4rwm-story.html

[dalton99a]

9. Good that he experienced the nightmare he helped bring about

[Onthefly]

10. Stan Chera was a business partner of Charles Kushner

[hlthe2b]

11. Yes and a long term "friend" (to the extent he actually has any) of Trump's

[spanone]

8. 'he's a lot heavier' ....than who, don?