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Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:05 PM

Pence says Trump is enjoying church services online

kudos to Pence for telling people not to go to church, but had to laugh at this:

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/vice-president-mike-pence-asks-americans-attend-church/story?id=69921135

Pence said he, his wife Karen and President Donald Trump have "been enjoying worship services online."

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Reply Pence says Trump is enjoying church services online (Original post)
KayF Apr 2020 OP
Turbineguy Apr 2020 #1
gibraltar72 Apr 2020 #2
underpants Apr 2020 #3
Alacritous Crier Apr 2020 #4
RKP5637 Apr 2020 #10
TEB Apr 2020 #5
sop Apr 2020 #15
TEB Apr 2020 #16
spanone Apr 2020 #6
tavernier Apr 2020 #33
spanone Apr 2020 #49
ooky Apr 2020 #7
Walleye Apr 2020 #8
NCjack Apr 2020 #39
Newest Reality Apr 2020 #9
Ohiogal Apr 2020 #11
stopbush Apr 2020 #12
Docreed2003 Apr 2020 #13
JHB Apr 2020 #14
Kingofalldems Apr 2020 #17
C_U_L8R Apr 2020 #18
Lars39 Apr 2020 #19
musette_sf Apr 2020 #20
0rganism Apr 2020 #21
RKP5637 Apr 2020 #23
RKP5637 Apr 2020 #22
blitzen Apr 2020 #24
gratuitous Apr 2020 #25
BusyBeingBest Apr 2020 #26
BamaRefugee Apr 2020 #27
unitedwethrive Apr 2020 #28
cayugafalls Apr 2020 #29
notdarkyet Apr 2020 #30
Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #46
coti Apr 2020 #31
coti Apr 2020 #35
Runningdawg Apr 2020 #32
TreadSoftly Apr 2020 #34
Blue Owl Apr 2020 #36
Vinca Apr 2020 #37
Polly Hennessey Apr 2020 #38
Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2020 #40
sdfernando Apr 2020 #41
area51 Apr 2020 #42
former9thward Apr 2020 #43
LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #44
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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:07 PM

1. Yeah, sure.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:07 PM

2. Technically true.

They are watching people who worship him.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:07 PM

3. Worship of him?

He's #1 on the Facebook as the kids call it

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:07 PM

4. Shit....

he's jacking off to porn online.

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Response to Alacritous Crier (Reply #4)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:10 PM

10. Absolutely!!! On the wide screen. K&R!!! n/t

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:07 PM

5. Pence and mother yes

Trump no heís probably watching pornhub

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Response to TEB (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:23 PM

15. Somebody told Trump it was free during the lockdown.

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Response to sop (Reply #15)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:29 PM

16. I heard he's losing $680.000 a day

Masturbation is a stress reliever

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:08 PM

6. Bwahahahahahahaaa Bwahahahahahahaaa Bwahahahahahahaaa Bwahahahahahahaaa Bwahahahahahahaaa

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Response to spanone (Reply #6)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:48 PM

33. You stole my post!

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Response to tavernier (Reply #33)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 04:07 PM

49. 👍🏼😜☮️

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:08 PM

7. Uh huh.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:09 PM

8. Pornographic church services?

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Response to Walleye (Reply #8)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:36 PM

39. He is playing Fantasy Nude Pageant with the contestants being the 13 to 25 year old

females in the congregation. Sound is OFF.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:09 PM

9. Yeah, right.

Pence is a pathological liar, as his history proves. A walking, Evangelical Q-Tip.

Painting pictures, (or should I saw drawing with crayons) to fill the heads of the base.

What a wolf in way too much sheep's clothing.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:11 PM

11. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:12 PM

12. So, he likes fantasy. Might I suggest Disney+?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:12 PM

13. Mmmhmm...sure

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:13 PM

14. So it's REVEREND Steve Dooley these days?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:30 PM

17. Where is Melania?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:30 PM

18. Yeah right. Let's see his browser history. That's public US property.

Most likely, it's crammed with links to his own Tweets and
curious 60-second sessions at Samantha's Smut Shack.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:31 PM

19. If Trump is watching, it's to glean hand gestures, etc

of the evangelical grifters.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:32 PM

20. "worship services"

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:33 PM

21. i bet he switches to pornhub when Pence leaves the room

Trump's embrace of religion will be every bit as authentic and endearing as his embrace of the flag

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Response to 0rganism (Reply #21)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:37 PM

23. Screwing the country and the flag!!! n/t

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:36 PM

22. Together with KY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:38 PM

24. There is not a chance in hell that Trump has ever enjoyed a church service. n/t

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:39 PM

25. I say now who do, who do you think you're foolin'?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:41 PM

26. I'm totally sure this is happening.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:41 PM

27. ahh, so THAT'S the Family Values code word for watching porn!

I'd love to see tRump's cache, every Stormy Daniels video ever made...

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:43 PM

28. Totally believable, and in character for him

To worship a deity, means to humble oneís self. This is not in Trumpís wheelhouse.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:45 PM

29. Propaganda put out by the Family...nt

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:46 PM

30. God isn't going to save any of you. You are going to hell for murdering our country.

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Response to notdarkyet (Reply #30)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:29 PM

46. +1

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:46 PM

31. Endless lies. nt

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Response to coti (Reply #31)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:54 PM

35. You know, if you want to give way more credit than deserved

you can look at this as Pence trying to get churchgoers to better accept use of online services by modeling it and normalizing it as something Trump does (and obviously everything Trump does is fine).

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:46 PM

32. Has anyone told him a man dressed like a priest boning a woman dressed like a nun isn't church?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:48 PM

34. He shouldn't be "enjoying" anything. He should be addressing the needs of the country. n/t

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:56 PM

36. Sure -- what's one more lie in this shitshow?

n/t

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 12:58 PM

37. Any chance we can get them to handle rattlesnakes while they watch?

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:01 PM

38. I thought it was a sin to lie,

Mr. Fake Religious Person Pence.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:38 PM

40. Sure.... And I'm a Shaolin monk.... nt

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 01:58 PM

41. Yeah right....

I'm sure the orange pustule is worshiping something online, but it ain't church services!

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:17 PM

42. Sure he is ...

the church of Satan.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:25 PM

43. Jimmy Carter was the last president to take church seriously.

Those since him have used it for photo-ops on a occasional basis. Before him you may have to go back to the 1800s to find a legitimate church going president.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:26 PM

44. He meant to say he is enjoying a Big Mac in bed.

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:28 PM

45. lying fuck

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 02:37 PM

47. Of all the times we've seen Chump sitting at a desk or table,

have you ever seen him operating a computer? Have you seen one in the room? I'd bet he doesn't even know how to find porn on one, if he knows how to turn on a computer at all, FFS.

Pence will end up in hell despite his self-proclaimed piousness, right alongside the big guy.

is waiting...

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Response to KayF (Original post)

Fri Apr 3, 2020, 03:19 PM

48. BWAHAHAHA..........hahahahahahaha.......

Lying is a sin Pency!

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