Pence says Trump is enjoying church services online

[KayF]

kudos to Pence for telling people not to go to church, but had to laugh at this:

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/vice-president-mike-pence-asks-americans-attend-church/story?id=69921135

Pence said he, his wife Karen and President Donald Trump have "been enjoying worship services online."

[Turbineguy]

1. Yeah, sure.

[gibraltar72]

2. Technically true.

They are watching people who worship him.

[underpants]

3. Worship of him?

He's #1 on the Facebook as the kids call it

[Alacritous Crier]

4. Shit....

he's jacking off to porn online.

[RKP5637]

10. Absolutely!!! On the wide screen. K&R!!! n/t

[TEB]

5. Pence and mother yes

Trump no he’s probably watching pornhub

[sop]

15. Somebody told Trump it was free during the lockdown.

[TEB]

16. I heard he's losing $680.000 a day

Masturbation is a stress reliever

[spanone]

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[tavernier]

33. You stole my post!

[spanone]

49. 👍🏼😜☮️

[ooky]

7. Uh huh.

[Walleye]

8. Pornographic church services?

[NCjack]

39. He is playing Fantasy Nude Pageant with the contestants being the 13 to 25 year old

females in the congregation. Sound is OFF.

[Newest Reality]

9. Yeah, right.

Pence is a pathological liar, as his history proves. A walking, Evangelical Q-Tip.

Painting pictures, (or should I saw drawing with crayons) to fill the heads of the base.

What a wolf in way too much sheep's clothing.

[Ohiogal]

11. Thanks for my laugh of the day.

[stopbush]

12. So, he likes fantasy. Might I suggest Disney+?

[Docreed2003]

13. Mmmhmm...sure

[JHB]

14. So it's REVEREND Steve Dooley these days?

[Kingofalldems]

17. Where is Melania?

[C_U_L8R]

18. Yeah right. Let's see his browser history. That's public US property.

Most likely, it's crammed with links to his own Tweets and
curious 60-second sessions at Samantha's Smut Shack.

[Lars39]

19. If Trump is watching, it's to glean hand gestures, etc

of the evangelical grifters.

[musette_sf]

20. "worship services"

[0rganism]

21. i bet he switches to pornhub when Pence leaves the room

Trump's embrace of religion will be every bit as authentic and endearing as his embrace of the flag

[RKP5637]

23. Screwing the country and the flag!!! n/t

[RKP5637]

22. Together with KY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blitzen]

24. There is not a chance in hell that Trump has ever enjoyed a church service. n/t

[gratuitous]

25. I say now who do, who do you think you're foolin'?

[BusyBeingBest]

26. I'm totally sure this is happening.

[BamaRefugee]

27. ahh, so THAT'S the Family Values code word for watching porn!

I'd love to see tRump's cache, every Stormy Daniels video ever made...

[unitedwethrive]

28. Totally believable, and in character for him

To worship a deity, means to humble one’s self. This is not in Trump’s wheelhouse.

[cayugafalls]

29. Propaganda put out by the Family...nt

[notdarkyet]

30. God isn't going to save any of you. You are going to hell for murdering our country.

[Totally Tunsie]

46. +1

[coti]

31. Endless lies. nt

[coti]

35. You know, if you want to give way more credit than deserved

you can look at this as Pence trying to get churchgoers to better accept use of online services by modeling it and normalizing it as something Trump does (and obviously everything Trump does is fine).

[Runningdawg]

32. Has anyone told him a man dressed like a priest boning a woman dressed like a nun isn't church?

[TreadSoftly]

34. He shouldn't be "enjoying" anything. He should be addressing the needs of the country. n/t

[Blue Owl]

36. Sure -- what's one more lie in this shitshow?

n/t

[Vinca]

37. Any chance we can get them to handle rattlesnakes while they watch?

[Polly Hennessey]

38. I thought it was a sin to lie,

Mr. Fake Religious Person Pence.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

40. Sure.... And I'm a Shaolin monk.... nt

[sdfernando]

41. Yeah right....

I'm sure the orange pustule is worshiping something online, but it ain't church services!

[area51]

42. Sure he is ...

the church of Satan.

[former9thward]

43. Jimmy Carter was the last president to take church seriously.

Those since him have used it for photo-ops on a occasional basis. Before him you may have to go back to the 1800s to find a legitimate church going president.

[LuckyCharms]

44. He meant to say he is enjoying a Big Mac in bed.

[bluestarone]

45. lying fuck

[Totally Tunsie]

47. Of all the times we've seen Chump sitting at a desk or table,

have you ever seen him operating a computer? Have you seen one in the room? I'd bet he doesn't even know how to find porn on one, if he knows how to turn on a computer at all, FFS.

Pence will end up in hell despite his self-proclaimed piousness, right alongside the big guy.

is waiting...

[Marrah_Goodman]

48. BWAHAHAHA..........hahahahahahaha.......

Lying is a sin Pency!