Remember the George H W (Poppy) Bush comedian imitators on TV back in the day?

[LuckyCharms]

I slept until 2 PM today. Just woke up a little while ago. I have not slept that long in...well...never.

I woke up thinking about the comedians who used to imitate Poppy Bush...the way he talked.

Then I started thinking about how I would have handled the pandemic if I were POTUS, and in my mind, I'm talking like Poppy.

one guy over in China

looks bad

doesn't look good

it's gonna spread, Barbara

gotta do something now

gotta mobilize

gonna need supplies distributed

people ain't gonna like it, but gotta do it

gotta lock down

no other way

gonna be painful

but gotta do it

gotta save lives

people gonna be pissed, but gotta do it

Not that Poppy would have taken that action, but that's what he would have sounded like.

I'm losing my fucking mind.

[customerserviceguy]

1. I'll bet

Dana Carvey could do that well!