Your daily shithound shit show is up and running

[malaise]

There will be a lot of deaths bit a lot less deaths than if this wasn't done
Fuck you MoFo!

[malaise]

1. The Spanish flu was 1918 fucking funce

1917 was the Russian Revolution

and New York has already been hit very hard.

[Lock him up.]

72. In all due respect, that pandemic wasn't "Spanish" ...

... (please stop calling it its wrong name)

It is thought the first cases were in military forts in the United States before spreading at an alarming rate to Europe. But yet the pandemic was called ‘Spanish Flu’ – again, a result of the war.

Spain was not hit especially badly compared to other countries but wartime censorship exaggerated the affects of the virus there. While Britain, France, Germany and the United States censored and restricted early reports, papers in Spain – as a neutral country – were free to convey all the horrid details of the pandemic.

https://www.historyextra.com/period/first-world-war/why-was-spanish-flu-pandemic-known-called-that-where-did-name-come-from-spain-myth-coronavirus-covid-19-name/

[malaise]

74. True

I've read that it started in Kansas

[Lock him up.]

78. Me too. n/t

[MuseRider]

158. Ft. Riley I hear.

Funny, living in Kansas I have never heard that until just recently. Probably true from what I have read.

[malaise]

162. I only discovered that recently

[sarge43]

178. Here's an explanation what might have happened.

[malaise]

180. Thanks sarge43

[sarge43]

184. You're welcome, malaise

If any country is going to be blamed for 1918 Pandemic, it's on Uncle Sam.

An unique feature of that horror, it targeted young men, statistically they were the mostly to be infected and die. Millions of young men were packed together (no such thing as social distancing in the service) at the front, in camps, etc, then started returning home -- North America, Africa, India, Australia, New Zealand. It was a virus' dream.

[sarge43]

175. The 1918 Pandemic is more appropriate. n/t

[Mossfern]

2. Fake news people

just stop it - you're upsetting people and it makes me look bad.

[malaise]

4. I demand that you love me and support me whether I am the worst president in fucking history

:puke

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

3. Yep, today's message... "there will be deaths"

[underpants]

10. We have almost 40% of the worldwide cases??

39.36%

He’ll, we’re barely testing too.

[Mossfern]

5. Now he's listing all the sports people

he's spoken to.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

6. The White Ho

The camera angle on msnbc with the sign behind trump and trump's head

[Mossfern]

8. heh

[CatMor]

9. So they have Melania out there today too.

[Texaswitchy]

168. Her kidneys are needed.

Distraction.

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

183. I thought it was her balls.

That's what you'd need to wake up knowing you're still married to Donald Trump. That and an internet connection to your bank account.

[Texaswitchy]

188. That to.

Wonder if she moved her boyfriend out of New York.

[underpants]

12. CNN too

[malaise]

15. "Perfect

[Mossfern]

7. Defense protection act

is NOT retaliation!
OMFG!

[underpants]

11. It's also not leverage. Who needs leverage when someone is doing something for you?

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Excuse me, but WHEN has this government ever sent more than

was asked for?

"These governors ask for 200 ventilators and we send them 1,000. Then a reporter gets to them and says 1,000 is not enough, so the governors come back and ask for more." Really?

Lie, lie, lie, etc., etc., etc.

[jojog]

14. 3X to his pal in Florida

[jojog]

16. Seems to be slurring words

as in Vanquish the Virus

[malaise]

18. Yep

By the way India's population is not 1.5b. It is 1.339 billion - he is so fucking careless with facts.

[underpants]

17. Well Kum-ba-F'in-ya. "We're all in this together"

He said it like a waitress listing salad dressings

[malaise]

19. Faith based organizations are eligible for funding?

WTF!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

20. Cut the shit and get to the questions

[Brother Buzz]

21. It's on in my household but I wasn't really dialed in. That is until....

She Who Must be Obeyed started laughing because the orange anus was pausing before pronouncing words...with three or more syllables. He's REALLY having troubles today.

[underpants]

23. He's reading. He is really horrible at it.

[Brother Buzz]

45. Yes, but to his credit, he doesn't play the accordion when he tries to read

[underpants]

55. LMAO. I am giggling so hard right now.

Thanks Brother Buzz. Still giggling.

[Laelth]

131. That's really good. Thanks for posting. n/t

-Laelth

[PatSeg]

165. Thank you

I really needed that!

[malaise]

185. Freaking hilarious

[shanti]

189. When he's doing the accordian hands

it's a straight tell that he is lying and making things up.

[malaise]

24. Hehehehehhe

I think the entire world was laughing when he tried to pronounce his favorite Covid-19 drug.

AH well nobody has ever seen anything like this - it's so contagious -man he is the definition of a fucking idiot

[BComplex]

22. The king of fake news holding a briefing? Why do the networks cover this bullshit?

It's dangerous!

[malaise]

31. They cut it but judt rejoined for Fauci

but they should not carry it - in fact the minute he started the fake news bullshit, they should vut it

[The Wizard]

93. Contact MSNBC

[e-mail]
Remind them that their viewers vomit upon seeing or hearing him and by giving him a platform they lose viewers.

[IcyPeas]

25. 8,162 deaths

These are not people to him. He doesn't care that over 8,000 people have died.

Has he ever expressed condolences to anyone?

Today he sounds like he doesn't even give a shit what he is reading... he sounds bored but being forced to come out and read some words that someone else wrote.

Nobody's ever seen anything like it .... He says

[underpants]

29. No. He can't express empathy or compassion

That would show weakness

[dchill]

157. Also, he's not sure what that is.

[underpants]

26. "The contagion is really contagious"

[PatSeg]

169. Who knew that contagion could be REALLY contagious

Like his comments about Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria, "This is an island, surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water," and Hurricane Florence is "tremendously big and tremendously wet". Those big and wet hurricanes are really the worst kind!

[lunasun]

27. "Such unity ! Will be over soon!"

[Totally Tunsie]

28. "People are getting to know their families better than ever.

It's a wonderful thing."

To which I say, "Donald, this is your son Barron..."

[milestogo]

34. Well, he thinks Barron is his son, anyway.

[Totally Tunsie]

50. Well, legally at least.

[IcyPeas]

30. 8,175 now ....

[malaise]

32. 10.000 by tomorrow

He doesn't give a flying fuck - this is no different than school shootings to them.

[IcyPeas]

33. Fauci doesn't even need notes.

[malaise]

39. Man knows his field

unlike the fool

[onethatcares]

35. he reads like it's the

instructions on a box of rice a roni.

now the questions are being handed to him. fuck, just fucking fuck fuck fuck

"I heard it from somewhere. The cure can't be worse than the disease. we gotta open up the country" the asshole said that himself, he's doing the John Barron routine again

Aaaagggghhhhhrrrrr, my haid hertz.

[underpants]

36. How did "Restaurant man" get a call to him at the White House?

Restaurant man must know someone

[Totally Tunsie]

37. Probably asked for "Sir".

[malaise]

38. He just said he cherishes the Constitution

[brewens]

92. When they had to try and get him to read his part of the Constitution, he said it was like a

foreign language. As if it surprised him. That tells you one thing, if he ever ready any of it, it was when forced to in school, and he didn't pay much attention to it.

[The Wizard]

106. The Russian Constitution

[spanone]

40. This guy doesn't have the slightest fucking clue....zero, nada, ziltch

GODAMMIT, THERE WAS NO FUCKING TRANSCRIPT....HOW DOES HE STILL FUCKING GET AWAY WITH THIS.

[malaise]

41. Unfuckingbelievable

Schiff is a corrupt politician and the fucking media allows this to continue

[underpants]

49. He released it after the call with Nancy

He thought it would clear the slate. Nancy never said anything about that. He played his own dumb ass.

[Lock him up.]

127. The transcript is still hidden in the "illegal" server.

What the Orangevirus released was a listener's "summary" of it.

[underpants]

145. I know but what he did release literally ignited and blew up in his face.

It was fuel for the Impeachment. Without it, it would have been hard to press forward even with investigations.

[Lock him up.]

160. True that. n/t

[IcyPeas]

42. Oh no, not this perfect conversation shit again

This is supposed to be about the FUCKEN CORONAVIRUS

[malaise]

44. M$Greedia should cut this shit

more absolute right bullshit.


Take him away in a strait jacket

[Totally Tunsie]

43. Off on his tangent now.

We're back on to his favorite topic - himself! What does this have to do with COVID?

[malaise]

48. Confuses whistle blower with ventilators

Holy shit - he is stark raving mad - somebody needs to sue his ass off

[Totally Tunsie]

53. Easy to do..."W" comes right after "V" in the alphabet.

He's learned the letters; just doesn't know what order they appear.

[malaise]

58. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

This low life is president

[Totally Tunsie]

63. Pensie doesn't get any speaking time, but he'll get

all the blame as COVID escalates.

[lunasun]

46. Sports leagues ! Corporate deductions ! republican states with no stay @ home doing great job

Cure can not be worse than problem
Can’t pay people to not work here
Gotta get USA open and working
MURICA has priorities !
Oh & dishonest democrates

[underpants]

51. Yes corporate write off dinners will save the economy

[Baitball Blogger]

47. He's defending himself. That's a good place for him to be.

He's in a shit load of trouble.

[malaise]

57. Excellent point

but telling America that someone should sue the ass off of the whistle blower (int he middle of these deaths) suggests panic - he will soon implode or explode. Hope I'm watching.

As usual it's all about him - he has no fucking discipline

[Baitball Blogger]

154. It's hard to say what I'm most apalled with when he talks.

Right when you think he hits bottom on the level of despicably, he finds a worm hole that goes down even deeper.

Oh, and how he ends his sentence as if he's running of air! Please, just stop talking. Period!

[HipChick]

52. I hope Andrew tell him to fuck off..

JFC

[malaise]

61. I hope Biden says so as well

Now he's quoting the Federalists

[IcyPeas]

54. I gave him...

I gave him ventilators

I gave him hospitals

I gave him military

I, I, I, I gave

[underpants]

56. He forgot that it's his and Jared's

“Ours”

[Windy City Charlie]

59. Wow

He's not even allowing the reporters to fully ask their questions. He keeps cutting them off.

[Totally Tunsie]

60. He's swaying like a bored toddler.

Herky, jerky moron.

Stand still; stand straight. Be an adult for a change.

[spanone]

62. This motherfucker has never heard the word 'humble'. A shit fucking sandwich

He doesn't care what Biden said. Except when Biden said something nice.

[malaise]

65. Biden didn't write that tweet an dif he did he doesn't understand

what's going on here - that from this fucking dunce

[IcyPeas]

64. Biden said he was right

Because Trump you are so incredibly smart. The smartest. The handsomest, you are always right. Best president we've ever had.

He has to brag when someone thanks him.

[malaise]

66. Someone just read Biden's tweet responding in live time - he said Biden didn't write it

mad - fucking mad!

[spanone]

75. Now Doctor Trump is speaking.....thinks a Z-pak will heal you.

[Windy City Charlie]

67. "Joe Biden might be watching...."

"right now, but he probably doesn't know what he's watching".

[procon]

101. He's really scared of Biden as his opponent. nt

[lunasun]

155. Best answer : No one watching understands what they are watching !!

Link to tweet

?s=20

[badhair77]

68. My wrist hurts from giving the finger to the tv.

[malaise]

71. My jaw hurts from

dropping

[sarcasmo]

69. Meltdown Saturday

[Windy City Charlie]

73. For sure

You can tell someone has done something to set him off internally. He's continually melting down and cutting off the reporters all the time.

[Totally Tunsie]

77. "What have ya' got to lose?"

When and where did we hear that before?

[Windy City Charlie]

76. Now he's mad at 3M

3M must not have given him a kick-back.

[Totally Tunsie]

81. The shitshow is getting funnier as time moves on.

He's ridding himself of all the demons rattling around in his pea brain.

[sarcasmo]

128. With Trump he is never at fault.

[IcyPeas]

79. Trump oughta get HIS act together

[spanone]

80. He's encouraging people to take a drug that is not approved for coronavirus....MURDER

[Totally Tunsie]

84. You might be dead, but your gas will be cheap.

[jls4561]

82. So tRump might take chloroquine himself

I'll personally send a bottle of aquarium cleaner to the White House.

[denem]

174. Don't forget the dead fish.

And a couple of bread rolls.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

83. If the Roosevelt went to Viet Nam, it went there on orders from trump's defense department

[IcyPeas]

85. Why the F does he do all the talking????????

Let the experts talk for chrissakes

[spanone]

86. HEY MEDIA, GET THE FUCK UP AND WALK OUT

[uponit7771]

107. +1, or demand answers and when they don't give it get up and walk out. We need par per capita

... testing outside of sympotmatic and these guys wont demand from Pence where the test are.

Brix still hasn't given the data on her model either ... this is disgusting

[IcyPeas]

87. He is saying that drug is a preventative?

[bullimiami]

88. F that S.

[IcyPeas]

89. Lie. Trump grew up in swanky Jamaica Estates in Queens

I grew up in flushing, queens.

[jayfish]

90. What A Feckless Press Corpse.

A fucking disgrace!

[malaise]

94. +1,000

Disgraceful

[spanone]

96. They are his audience and he is the apprentice...it's no deeper than that

[uponit7771]

98. AMEN !! AMEN AND AMEN !! If these people had sick people or dying of CV19 they'd be asking where

... are the freaking test and where Brix model data is.

They wouldn't be putting up with his bullshit and none of them work together

[tblue37]

172. Birx. nt

[nolabear]

103. I hardly recognize any of them any more.

[spanone]

91. Can mike pretend to be anymore sincere? Pious mike.

[malaise]

97. I don't know which one of them I detest more

[spanone]

108. This is unbelievable....and msnbc has shown most of it.

This is insanity that the man who's lack of action contributed greatly to this fiasco is allowed to go on our televisions every day of the week and try
to create a new reality.

[uponit7771]

95. ***WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN TEST !!!****

[IcyPeas]

99. No other president in the world is holding these inane briefings

[malaise]

104. Here comes the Easter Sunday madness

This low life will be watching Easter Palm Sunday on a laptop -he and the two Corinthians - talk about fake

[Mossfern]

100. Palm Sunday?

Hell I'm Jewish - it's not a very special week for me except for maybe Passover. But what about Muslims and Hindu's and Atheists - is it a special week for them. Sorry if I didn't include everyone.

There we go - special dispensation to celebrate Easter Suday?
Really?

[Windy City Charlie]

102. Unbelievable

The dumbass is still pushing for people to congregate for Easter church services next week.

[Totally Tunsie]

110. What he really wants is to be able to hold his very profitable

Easter Brunch Buffet at Corona-lago next week.

[nolabear]

105. Easter Palm?

He’s practically the Pope isn’t he?

[malaise]

112. He and the two Corinthians

Easter palm Sunday - that was hilarious

[Mossfern]

109. He's rambling

and swaying when he isn't rambling.
Drugs?

[uponit7771]

111. *****STOP ASKING TRUMP QUESTIONS !!! ASK JUST THE DOCTORS ONLY !!!*****

[Windy City Charlie]

113. The doctor

The doctor is tip-toeing on how to answer when people can go back to work with Trump breathing down his neck.

[Mossfern]

114. Look at him!

He can't stand still for more than ten seconds.

[uponit7771]

115. Here comes Fauci with another squishy non answer about days etc... come the fuck on !!

[IcyPeas]

116. Really? Does Porn Hub

have Easter services?

[Totally Tunsie]

117. Birx needs to kick him in the ass and tell him to step another 4' away from her.

Whenever he's not at the podium, he's right in front of her. Social distancing, Sir?

[malaise]

121. Scarf face is an evangelical tool

I ignore her

[malaise]

118. Mitigation does work but we're not going to destroy our country

Die Americans, die - Don the Con wants you back at work - this mad man has to be stopped

[LittleGirl]

119. The dude is jacked up

He sucks in air, he can’t stand still, weird hand movements. His eyes can’t focus.
The dude is high as a kite.
That’s a chemical high.

He needs to be gone.
I think he’s going to stroke out.

[malaise]

124. I hope you're right

It's going to be deadly...but

[LittleGirl]

126. I just never noticed before

I haven’t been watching him and today is rare.
High as a kite.

[malaise]

130. He always jumps around like a five year old

He always appears high

[LittleGirl]

137. I can barely follow his sentences.

I get dizzy trying to listen, understand and just throw up my hands...WTF is he talking about?
He makes no sense.

I don’t get the followers.

[malaise]

141. He can't either

so there's that

[LittleGirl]

143. Right?

His reading out loud is painful. I ignore that part.

[Corgigal]

171. He just does posturing

Mister tough guy.

He’s pathetic.

[LittleGirl]

187. He comes across so gentlemenly and then

when someone challenges him, he turns into this 7 year old bully. He's the worst human.

[Mossfern]

120. Trump: Mitigation works but...

Open up the Malls and put him in the middle of one.
Hell, put him on the subway.

[uponit7771]

122. +1

[jls4561]

123. "We have to get back" seems to be his new favorite phrase

To which I say:

Hey, fat Donnie, why don't you get back? Get back to where you once belonged.

I hear Satan misses you.

[malaise]

125. Dems should use it

We have to get back the White House

[Totally Tunsie]

133. Yes, let's get back to 2008-2016.

The faster, the better.

[Mossfern]

129. Ventilators or roads and bridges

Sophie's choice.

[malaise]

134. Remember now

He's a raving lunatic

[IcyPeas]

132. Honestly, this press corps are useless, lazy

[uponit7771]

135. ***ASK ABOUT THE MODEL DATA !!**** SHIT !! Some of these guys are worthless

[IcyPeas]

140. We here on this thread could ask better questions

[Mossfern]

136. I finished off a strong drink

and all the potato chips.
This is not good for me.

[malaise]

139. I had a lovely bowl of jerk chicken soup

Fuck this lunatic

[Mossfern]

142. Much healthier.

At least I have no more potato chips.

[malaise]

144. I'll be having coffee ice cream later

[lunasun]

170. We were making dinner. Kids said he was blamblahling. Good clean word for it I guess :(

[Windy City Charlie]

138. The damn experts

These experts are driving me crazy. They know what they SHOULD be saying, but they're not doing so with Trump next to them. It's painful watching them try to choose their words carefully

[malaise]

148. He'd have to shut me up

Now he's telling people to try his drug of choice. He is not a fucking foctor - STFU Don the Con!
You're making it worse. You're not getting ventilators - take my drug or die.
There that's it.

[spanone]

146. So trump thinks a Zpak and his drug is better than a ventilator...GOOD FUCKING GOD ALMIGHTY

WHAT HAVE YOU GO TO LOSE????????? YOU HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIFE TO LOSE

[Mossfern]

149. A Zpak a gift from heaven?

Holy crap!

[spanone]

151. This is pure insanity.

[IcyPeas]

147. He or his cronies

Must have stock in this drug.... how many times can he promote it?

[Mossfern]

150. Exactly what my husband just said.

[Totally Tunsie]

152. Just came to say the same.

He's just shy of that guy on the corner with the raincoat with many pockets. Pusher, pusher.

What's his stake in this? Jared own stock?

[malaise]

159. Duh!

A lot of it comes from India where there malaria is prevalent. I wonder if there is a Modi connection.
Remember now he knew about this when he was in India around Feb 24.

OMFG!!!

[Windy City Charlie]

153. What do you have to lose

What do you have to lose is like saying "don't have anything for that stomach ache? Take some Preparation H for it. What do you have to lose?"

[Totally Tunsie]

156. Mouth? Anus? All the same to this bozo.

[Mossfern]

161. They should just shut up.

Pence - you're useless.

[uponit7771]

166. +1, they should never ask Trump any questions just the doctors. They're feckless though ...

... if they had loved ones sick or dying of CV19 they'd ask more pointed questions about the testing and the Brix's model data.

These guys were disappointing today.

[IcyPeas]

163. Where's Pences little blue and white placard?

[spanone]

164. He goes after another woman....blames her question....this fucking fuck

[IcyPeas]

167. It annoys me that Trump is the one that ends these briefers

Because he's had enough.

[malaise]

176. All I know is that no one could appoint me chairperson of a committee and then take over

the committee - it's all farce

[underpants]

177. Pence is a potted plant

Trump put him as the lead so Trump could swoop in and .....you know the rest.

[underpants]

179. The world revolves around him

That's a big reason we are in this sstorm.

[IcyPeas]

173. 8,291 deaths

When he started this press CONference it was 8,162.

FFS 129 people died just while this was being aired.

(Getting numbers from CNNs side chyron)

[Mr.Bill]

181. I didn't watch. Was Kushner there?

Or did they remove his batteries and put him back in his box after his major fuck up the last time he was there?

[malaise]

182. I didn't see him but I was listening more than watching n/t

[IcyPeas]

186. 8,376.... deaths

You can watch this number going up hourly.