Warning: never ride in a car with Trump driving

[Chainfire]

He will only hit the brakes after the car hits the wall.

[cayugafalls]

1. To late we have already ran several red lights and are heading for the wall...nt

[gibraltar72]

2. Little known fact he was scheduled to drive pace car at Indianappolis 500

However after he made his racist Mexican rant they uninvited him.

[Demovictory9]

3. car will have 4 bald tires. Jared and Ivanka will have done the tuneup

[The Magistrate]

4. Probably More a Lounge Bit, Sir, But Still...

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grampaw, not shrieking in terror like the passengers in his car."

[Chainfire]

7. Make no mistake

it was a political statement.

[The Magistrate]

9. I Meant Mine, Sir, Not Yours

My apologies for not expressing myself clearly.

[onethatcares]

5. and blame you

or President Obama

[nilesobek]

6. Following too closely, (Hillary debate), TUI, tweeting under the influence. Write him up.

[Chainfire]

8. It would't surprise me

If he didn't play with his putter when he drives too!

[Under The Radar]

10. Plus he will remove the steering wheel and hand it to Jared who's in the backseat