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[Me.]

1. Essentially Blaming It On The Gays?

[RKP5637]

7. Seems that way, the damn fool. n/t

[gibraltar72]

8. It's stupid as fuck but I don't see where he singled out gays.

[Me.]

17. I Said Essentially

It's code as far as I'm concerned. People doing things with their sex organs. Of course, he then goes on to single out women by name but with his history of blaming all disasters on Gays, it's in there.

[cwydro]

76. Please explain how "people doing things with their sex organs" means gay?

Yikes.

[Me.]

94. I Think I Explained Myself

He has a history of blaming the gays for everything and I consider what he said as code for more of the same. Perhaps you're not aware of views on gat people.

[cwydro]

44. What does oral sex have to do with "the gays" as you call them?

Pretty sure heterosexuals are into this as well.

[mr_lebowski]

56. Huh-UH! EWWWWW!

Actually I'm kidding ... I saw it in a movie once, it looked pretty neat ...

[cwydro]

80. Naughty!

[mr_lebowski]

99. Here at Castle Anthrax, there's only One Punishment for setting alight the Grail-Shaped Beacon!

A spanking!

(ooooh, a spanking, a spanking!)

Yes, you must give us ALL a good spanking!

And AFTER the spankings ...

[Under The Radar]

77. You are absolutely correct!

guilty as charged

[Me.]

95. But He Doesn't Dun THem

[Ferrets are Cool]

53. Where are "gays" mentioned?

[cwydro]

74. Good question.

[Under The Radar]

90. Not here, this isn't an issue due to homosexuality, that's only for hurricanes

According to Roberts and Falwell

[Vinca]

2. Hope someone sends this to Dr. Fauci so he can address the problem.

[Scarsdale]

69. I think he is wrong.

I think Golden Showers are the main cause. Those, plus Russian money? Jeebus, what planet are we on now??

[pwb]

3. The good die young.

God doesn't like this guy?

[RKP5637]

10. K&R n/t

[mercuryblues]

29. God doesn't want him

and the Devil thinks he's doing just fine where he is.

[In_The_Wind]

4. Well, not with him.

[bronxiteforever]

12. lol 😂 lost my coffee on that one!

[Under The Radar]

5. Pat thinks a yeast infection comes from

Sitting on bread crumbs without panties

[bermudat]

19. 😆 Funny

[DENVERPOPS]

48. OR:

Dating the pillsbury dough boy.........(Howie Mandell's joke)

[Sneederbunk]

6. A Nobel Prize in Medicine awaits.

[RKP5637]

9. Pat, must get real horny thinking about things this way. n/t

[Blue_true]

26. That fossil would swallow a truckload of viagra and still not draw wood. nt

[sarcasmo]

11. How is that vile creature still alive?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

46. Same force of evil vs good that's keeping Limbaugh alive.

I think it's called filthy lucre............

Must keep the yachts and private jets maintained, ya know.

[Midnight Writer]

13. If Pat Robertson had oral sex "when he was coming up", the world would be a better place.

Maybe he would have a productive job today.

Then again, it didn't work for Bakker, Swaggart, and many others.

[not_the_one]

25. If Pat Robertson's PARENTS had had oral sex, maybe we wouldn't be having to tolerate his ignorance.

I'm just sayin'.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

37. From "Good Morning, Vietnam"

Adrian Cronauer:
You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.

[SWBTATTReg]

14. How in the hell would he know that people are doing unnatural things w/ their bodies?

I guess he's a closet pervert of some kind. Yuck.

What a worthless POS, not offering a scrap of truly helpful information. Die already, will you, or get out of the way, and let better people than you step forward and help the rest of us. Pardon me, but I usually don't advocate crap like this, but this idiot ticks me off to no end. All of sudden, he's a medical expert.

[Blue_true]

30. Super religious people can describe sex acts that I have never dreamed of. nt

[SWBTATTReg]

33. Really. It really does make you wonder where in the heck do they hear about crap like this.

It makes me really wonder just how religious these people really are (or they're just big fakes, in it for the money (which I overwhelming believe)).

[Blue_true]

40. Yes.

I wonder how he knows giving a woman head was not around when he was young, but is now.

[CaptYossarian]

41. MadLibs?

"We didn't have genitals back in the day."

[leftieNanner]

62. Just look at my old Ken doll

He didn't have any. I can assure you that I checked - back in the day.

[Leith]

15. So old Pat has never had a BJ

That explains a lot.

[mwooldri]

18. I want someone to find some old 8mm porno film ..

I swear he must have been a porn star called Pat Rogersome in a past life.

[Volaris]

28. No, he's never gone down on a woman. Because vaginas have cooties, apparently.

But I fucking guarantee you he's had blowjobs, because he's just EXACTLY that kind of misogynist.

[DENVERPOPS]

54. I'm old, but I remember in my youth,

how the adult white men used to talk about black women all having that "nasty" disease down there.

Trump uses that "nasty" dog whistle word for his crowd all the time, as well as the hand OK sign to his KKK friends.

[mr_lebowski]

59. I guess I must down with the sickness ... (nt)

[Blue_true]

31. More like he has never gone down on a woman.

Know I know what his problem is.

[Brother Buzz]

43. If his military medical records were ever leaked...

He would swear on a stack of bibles that he contracted gonorrhea from a toilet seat in Korea.

[npk]

16. Welp time to stop reading twitter for the day I guess

[Takket]

20. and i'm sure pat is out living his normal life... because "God", right?

[Blue_true]

21. Don't knock it until you try it Pat. nt

[Volaris]

22. Now I want his church to stay open. I hope he preaches to a PACKED HOUSE on Easter.

[Under The Radar]

23. I don't think oral sex was a secret on my side of the tracks "back in the day"

[Sherman A1]

24. Pardon me for a moment

[40RatRod]

27. I would be dead if it was dangerous

[Chainfire]

34. You took the words right out of my mouth

And I thought that was what cured my acne.

Maybe it just takes more than 70 years.

[Blue_true]

36. Yes.

And women would be desperately looking for vibrators that have lips and tongue, because all red-blooded men would be dead.

[Under The Radar]

68. Automation is taking our jobs and our......pleasurable duties

[Blue_true]

82. Darn!!!!! nt

[mr_lebowski]

65. Yah ... many times over ...

Many, many times over ...

[mercuryblues]

32. of course he blames

it on "ladies' private parts"

[Blue Owl]

35. Chemicals from ladies' private parts?

[milestogo]

93. chemtrails, I think they're called

[rurallib]

98. That is surely a head scratcher. I am so curious what they are?

[Arkansas Granny]

39. My daughter says that's the fault of all us crazy hippies back in the 60's.

If we hadn't invented oral sex . . . .

[rickyhall]

42. Why is still alive? He's what 900 years old?

[Shermann]

60. That's young for epic biblical heroes like him

Adam lived to the ripe old age of 930.

[Cousin Dupree]

47. What about the chemicals from men's private parts, you misogynistic pig?!?!

And just because no one wanted to get crazy with you doesn’t mean they didn’t want to with REAL men.

[NotHardly]

49. LOL... I can't even...

[jayschool2013]

50. I wouldn't service Pat Robertson

with Melania's mouth.

[tecelote]

51. Holy Shit!

[Ferrets are Cool]

52. I read it as "found a case of"

God, I was joyful for a moment.

[The Magistrate]

55. Fella Needed To Get Out More As A Lad, Sir

[Under The Radar]

89. Some things in life that you can't learn in church

[The Magistrate]

97. That Might Not Be Quite TRue, Sir

But we should probably stop short of where this line might fetch up by its end....

[Under The Radar]

100. If I had only known, I would have had much better attendance

[PennyK]

57. Does he not realize

That he came out of one of those lady-parts?!?!?!

[flibbitygiblets]

58. sounds totally legit

if only oral sex hadn't been invented in late 2019.

[CottonBear]

61. He's still alive?

I thought he was dead.

[smirkymonkey]

85. If only.

Hopefully very soon.

[SayItLoud]

63. These charlatans can choose their words;

"We never had this kind of thing when I was coming up....."

Guess Pence is safe. Just sayin...Oh Mother!

[bucolic_frolic]

64. Women are made of chemicals

Who knew?

[underpants]

66. His son Gordon had a commercial on The Ten Commandments last night.

It might have been before the broadcast really started.

[Dem2theMax]

67. "We never had this kind of thing when I was coming up."

As a 63 year old woman, all I have to say is,
BOY, DID THEY MISS OUT!!

[Traildogbob]

70. Guessing the crusty old Jesus fart.....

Believes trump, Sent Directly by God, Has NEVER done anything but mission style on the teenagers, porn stars, woman other than his current wives, never protected, gettin woman's VaJayJay chemicals on his mushroom is Not reason for God to punish the gays, or other "Un Natural sexual partners. Hell, my BLACK, liberal, female lab can't stop humping my daughters little female pit bull, getting VaJayJay chemicals all over the place. Sorry everyone, there is gonna be a Covid 20 virus attacking all the "Canus" species this year, maybe next. Vets gonna need masks and ventilators. No more dog butt lickin at the dog parks.

[Under The Radar]

71. Needs to be a religious conference/ round table to discuss this topic

[sinkingfeeling]

72. Okay, I'm going to tell you a secret just to prove oral sex

existed when Pat was 'coming up'.
The year was 1959 and my sister and I were playing in my grandmother's attic when we came across two decks of cards. But instead of being normal playing cards, they consisted of lewd photographs of men and women performing sex acts! There were BJs and men performing oral sex on women. I don't know, to this day, who the owner was... my grandfather, who died in 1949, or my dad, who was born in 1914. But the photos were older than Pat.

[slumcamper]

73. Right now I'm thanking Gawd I didn't "come up" "back then" when he did!!

[OneBro]

75. I wonder what porn sight he was on when he learned about oral sex.

[dchill]

78. What would the world do without Pat Robertson?

[keithbvadu2]

79. PR has taken credit for healing illness, even through the tv screen.

PR has taken credit for healing illness, even through the tv screen.

Go forth and heal, Pat!

[relayerbob]

81. NO one would with him at any rate

[Baked Potato]

83. Isn't "Lickety-Split" an old-timey saying Pat?

[stevil]

84. Silly Pat, the virus came from a bat, not a twat

I'll take the hide if necessary.

[moonseller66]

86. Some Vintage Porn?

Maybe mr robertson should check out Pornhub, TNA, xvideos etc and look up vintage porn. So I've (cough cough) heard...once or twice...or maybe a few times more!

It might enlighten him.

If God created anything better than sex, SHE kept it for HERSELF!

[OnDoutside]

87. If there's a God, please let Pat get coronavirus just for this !!!

[PurgedVoter]

88. Maybe he was thinking of Oral Roberts

You know, the guy that said God was blackmailing him.

[IrishEyes]

91. He doesn't say anything about male private parts.

So a woman performing oral sex on a man is okay but a man performing oral sex on a woman causes a virus.

[Trueblue Texan]

92. Gotta be the Onion...Right?

[tiptonic]

96. I must be

I must be doomed then. I'll talk to my wife, about it.

[diane in sf]

101. I sincerely hope he catches it. And why is someone so crazy quoted in the media?

[Kingofalldems]

102. Can't find confirmation--deleting.