Ok, I'll ask the obvious question, then

[dixiegrrrrl]

Why is no one on "stage" doing any form of social distancing during these "press conferences"?

No masks, I could kinda sorta understand...security and all that.

[Ms. Toad]

1. Because they don't really believe it is necessary -

Ohio is social distancing - they moved the live portion to a much larger room with only a handful of presenters quite distant from each other (separate mics and podium) with the cameras swinging back and forth. Most presenters are not in the room, but join by video conference.

[Wellstone ruled]

2. Camera Shot.

Everything is rehearsed for maximum effect. Close in means they approve of the Center figure. Stage Crafting.

[flibbitygiblets]

3. My theory is that rump already had it (mild or no symptoms)

He doesn't give a shit about anyone else, and he also is all about the optics. He wants people to act normal, to go back to work, to not take it seriously.

[tblue37]

4. They are repeatedly testing everyone who gets close to Trump. nt

[StarryNite]

5. White House To Give Coronavirus Test To People 'In Close Proximity' To Trump, Pence April 3, 2020

They don't have to worry because everybody will be tested prior to being near them.

[link:https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/04/03/826853164/white-house-to-give-coronavirus-test-to-people-in-close-proximity-to-trump-pence|

White House doctors have started giving rapid coronavirus tests to people who are "in close proximity" to President Trump or Vice President Pence.

"As the physician to the president and White House Operations continue to protect the health and safety of the president and vice president, starting today anyone who is expected to be in close proximity to either of them will be administered a COVID-19 test to evaluate for pre-symptomatic or asymptomatic carriers status to limit inadvertent transmission," White House spokesman Judd Deere said in a statement on Friday.

The announcement comes as the U.S. ramps up testing efforts and the White House battles criticism that widespread testing did not begin early enough. This was the president's second COVID-19 test; both were negative.

[Meowmee]

6. They are all getting tested all the time no doubt

No way dumpster will let anyone near him otherwise

[Alex4Martinez]

7. They're all hopped up on hydrochloroquin!!!11!

Explains the slurred speech, when you think about it!