Ivanka has just been granted a trademark for her designer brand of coffins

[Snake Plissken]

And Jared is working on converting Trump's rundown golf courses into Trump brand cemeteries

[rurallib]

1. Nice sarcasm - almost believed it at first

[MrsCoffee]

3. Not really sarcasm or satire in Ivanka's case...

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-29/china-approves-13-new-ivanka-trump-trademarks-in-3-months/9810558

I could see her doing designer caskets.

[Jamastiene]

4. That whole fam damily are

opportunistic sickos.

[CatMor]

2. And trump will do the very best eulogies for a fee.

[Jamastiene]

5. We might want to all update our wills.

DO NOT bury me in a Trump stamped coffin. I will haunt anyone who even thinks about it.

[stillcool]

6. gold plated..

and includes one of the "MyPillow" guys pillows.

[Snarkoleptic]

7. Prolly busy looking for more ways to monetize the crisis.