Borowitz: Trump Optimistic About Winning Nobel Prize in Medicine

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it an “amazing accomplishment,” Donald J. Trump said on Monday that he believes that he is the “clear favorite” to win this year’s Nobel Prize in Medicine.

Trump said that he was a “lock” to win the Nobel because of his pioneering work in prescribing the drug hydroxychloroquine.

“I’ve been talking about hydroxychloroquine so much that a lot of people think I invented it,” Trump said. “You have to give the Nobel to someone who invents a major drug like that.”

He dismissed any claim that his lack of medical credentials disqualifies him from winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

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[SunSeeker]

1. LOL

[Cyrano]

2. Perhaps there someday will be a Nobel Prize for being a world-class prick

And rather than receiving the cash part of the award, the winner has to pay it.

[mitch96]

3. "Winning Nobel Prize in Medicine"........ you can't make this shit up..... I'd laugh if it

wasn't so sick....
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[Chainfire]

4. Perhaps Harvard

will qualify Trump by granting him an honorary medical degree and the title of Dr. Death to go with it.

Making America Great Again one corpse at a time.

[MineralMan]

5. I nominate him for the Ignoble Piece of Shit Prize.

He's eminently qualified for that one.

[Gothmog]

6. I love good satire