Hell

[DenverJared]

Donald Trump , Queen Elizabeth II and Vladimir Putin all died and go to hell.

While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for.

The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth II calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she has finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a cheque.

Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he has finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this, he goes angrily and asks the devil why Trump got to call USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies: "Since Trump took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

[Bayard]

1. Big Snorf!

[lunatica]

2. Good one!

[Wounded Bear]

3. Should have seen it coming!

[Absolute Kelvin]

4. Rimshot!

[zentrum]

5. Dark.

[packman]

6. Nice -

[CaptYossarian]

7. I thought Putin would pay the $5 because Trump was bankrupt again.

[jayschool2013]

8. I figured Trump would decline to call

"My friend Vlad has already called home for me. And it was a beautiful, perfect call."

[Tweedy]

9. ? Why is Queen Elizabeth hell bound?

She surely has not earned that spot, as the other two clearly have.

Unless you mean the accident of her birth? Surely, hell is not earned by accident.

Otherwise and in embarrassment as an American, very good summary of our current situation.

[not fooled]

10. And more military service

than the orange anus

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[renate]

11. That was my question too!

I'm a big fan. Not of a monarchy, exactly, but since the UK wants one and has one and it's their business what they choose, I've always thought that she's done a fantastic job as Queen.