Trump pressers 2 weeks from now.

[OAITW r.2.0]

How's he gonna do 'em?

[Faux pas]

1. In an

undisclosed location in a giant plastic bubble?

[jberryhill]

2. .

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. It's almost bunker time, Herr Trumpf!

We have lots of Big Macs, Happy Meals, and KFC "Big Buffett" 55 Gal Drums for your eating pleasure. The throne has Apple built in ......so the bullshit can flow more efficiently.

[Initech]

8. Jim Bakker can also supply 75 gallon buckets of industrial grade mac n cheese.

[OAITW r.2.0]

9. Trump could kick in 50 doses of his aquarium cleaner and sell millions! nt

Co-marketing to the political/evangelical targets in the flock.

[Bettie]

4. Exactly like he does now

but with more people metaphorically kissing his feet, licking his boots clean.

And I suspect they will get longer and longer the closer we get to the election.

[OAITW r.2.0]

5. But it gets more absurd every day.

His unscripted words and attacks on our media will only get more bizarre as the reality bears out.

[Bettie]

6. I don't think he is even connected to reality anymore

he thinks that he makes the narrative, what he says IS reality.

[OAITW r.2.0]

7. Pretty much Bettie!

We are living in Trump World and most of us voted against this idiocy.

[eleny]

10. Maybe he'll be coughing his lungs into his lap by then