The coronavirus isn't even what concerns Americans the most.

[Snake Plissken]

What concerns Americans the most is the indisputable fact that Trump is a complete fuсkup who has absolutely no idea how to handle a crisis, regardless of what the crisis is.

Could you imagine having a earthquake cause a nuclear power plant to meltdown

The first thing he would do is run to Twitter to pretend it's not happening then after a few days he would look for someone to blame, followed by bringing in the ShamWow guy to turn ShamWows into nuclear waste hazmat suits, then he'd claim that liquid drain cleaner can magically fix the problem, followed by over inflating the damage to claim a win when the damage didn't meet his fabricated over inflated estimates.

[fierywoman]

1. You forgot him spending valuable, life-saving time looking for someone to solve the

problem for him, someone who would give him a serious kickback which would be deposited in an offshore account.

[Snake Plissken]

3. Jared and Ivanka would run to the cash register and sales lines as if manning anti-aircraft guns

on a battleship under attack to maximize their grifting as soon as possible.

[Shermann]

2. The Shamwow!

You know, that could probably make a decent mask. The Germans always make good stuff.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

4. "I've been hearing good things about lead paint."

“There’s been some very, very, very good reports that lead can protect us from this invisible enemy known as radiation. Great reports, actually.”

“Lead paint used to be everywhere. Then the scientists and other people from the deep state came out one day and said, ‘no, no, no’... this stuff is bad! Remember that? Remember lead paint?”

“I ate lead paint chips when I was a kid, and it didn’t hurt me!”

“So I’m just saying, about eating lead paint, what do you have to lose?! Try it! Lead paint was around for years, folks, and I don’t remember anyone who ever got sick from it! Try it!”

[Celerity]

5. lol

[relayerbob]

6. So, basically like they did with Chernobyl

Harder to cover all this up with a couple of layers of leaky concrete