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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Wounded Bear
(58,436 posts)malaise
(267,796 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,436 posts)tblue37
(64,979 posts)ProfessorGAC
(64,413 posts)That was good.
FM123
(10,050 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)underpants
(182,271 posts)calimary
(80,693 posts)Inspires the old response - "that'd be funny if it weren't true."
Cozmo
(1,402 posts)I thought that end of life would reaffirm my quest for dignity and benevolence toward fellow living beings. I am totally empty, sorry. I had hope to be able to give so much more.
malaise
(267,796 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,728 posts)NNadir
(33,368 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,070 posts)Different Drummer
(7,527 posts)DD
iluvtennis
(19,756 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...true.
#notmypresident
RESIST
pandr32
(11,446 posts)burrowowl
(17,606 posts)3catwoman3
(23,812 posts)...goes.
smb
(3,452 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Much needed chuckle.
ancianita
(35,812 posts)MissMillie
(38,452 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)That's a keeper!
niyad
(112,426 posts)DFW
(54,050 posts)It's a different story when you ask them to explain just what is it exactly that they have won?
Danmel
(4,892 posts)What's the difference between heaven and hell?
In heaven, the French are the chefs, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police.
In hell, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.
malaise
(267,796 posts)gopiscrap
(23,673 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,477 posts)malaise
(267,796 posts)One of my New York cousins sent it to me
LiberalFighter
(50,477 posts)malaise
(267,796 posts)because I try to give due credit. An English cousin also sent it - it is everywhere now
Aussie105
(5,211 posts)In this case, spot on accurate too. Bitter-sweet joke, but no joke.
Trump is taking the country down a very deep hole.
malaise
(267,796 posts)Sometimes the truth demands laughter