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malaise

(267,796 posts)
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 10:28 AM Apr 2020

Best joke on the net today

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."

The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."

The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."

The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.

Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

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Best joke on the net today (Original Post) malaise Apr 2020 OP
Ok, that got a chuckle... Wounded Bear Apr 2020 #1
Which we all need malaise Apr 2020 #3
Indeed! nt Wounded Bear Apr 2020 #5
K&R for visibility. nt tblue37 Apr 2020 #2
I'm In ProfessorGAC Apr 2020 #4
So funny because it is exactly spot on! FM123 Apr 2020 #6
That is brilliant ... horrifically accurate. n/t Laelth Apr 2020 #7
K&R smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #8
Right on! . . . . Iliyah Apr 2020 #9
underpants Apr 2020 #10
Yep. calimary Apr 2020 #11
Thanks so much, didn't think laughter was a possibility anymore Cozmo Apr 2020 #12
You need this malaise Apr 2020 #14
! MerryBlooms Apr 2020 #13
Hilarious!!! NNadir Apr 2020 #15
K&R for Awesomeness! TheBlackAdder Apr 2020 #16
K&R Different Drummer Apr 2020 #17
K&R 😂 iluvtennis Apr 2020 #18
Funny, and unfortunately... MarianJack Apr 2020 #19
Mahalo Malaise! pandr32 Apr 2020 #20
Kick burrowowl Apr 2020 #21
Many a truth is spoken in jest, as the old saw... 3catwoman3 Apr 2020 #22
"No Guts" Would Be A Better Fir For Cadet Bone Spurs nt smb Apr 2020 #23
Yep. Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2020 #29
Thanks, Sis.... dixiegrrrrl Apr 2020 #24
Great one, mal, thanks! ancianita Apr 2020 #25
Kick (n/t) MissMillie Apr 2020 #26
The truth hurts! OUCH! Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #27
LOL Blue Owl Apr 2020 #28
We laugh through our tears. niyad Apr 2020 #30
Republicans think they won DFW Apr 2020 #31
Here's one in a similar vein Danmel Apr 2020 #32
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Apr 2020 #33
excellent gopiscrap Apr 2020 #34
I posted that. I'm sure it will get shared far and wide. :) LiberalFighter Apr 2020 #35
You posted it here? malaise Apr 2020 #36
No on my FB page. LiberalFighter Apr 2020 #37
Cool malaise Apr 2020 #38
The pen is mightier than the sword. Aussie105 Apr 2020 #39
True - it's both funny and serious malaise Apr 2020 #40

Cozmo

(1,402 posts)
12. Thanks so much, didn't think laughter was a possibility anymore
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 11:08 AM
Apr 2020

I thought that end of life would reaffirm my quest for dignity and benevolence toward fellow living beings. I am totally empty, sorry. I had hope to be able to give so much more.

DFW

(54,050 posts)
31. Republicans think they won
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 04:46 PM
Apr 2020

It's a different story when you ask them to explain just what is it exactly that they have won?

Danmel

(4,892 posts)
32. Here's one in a similar vein
Tue Apr 7, 2020, 04:58 PM
Apr 2020

What's the difference between heaven and hell?

In heaven, the French are the chefs, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police.

In hell, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.

Aussie105

(5,211 posts)
39. The pen is mightier than the sword.
Wed Apr 8, 2020, 12:17 AM
Apr 2020

In this case, spot on accurate too. Bitter-sweet joke, but no joke.

Trump is taking the country down a very deep hole.

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