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A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."
The German doctor says: "That's nothing,
in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few years ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"
Wounded Bear
(64,324 posts)malaise
(296,098 posts)Wounded Bear
(64,324 posts)tblue37
(68,436 posts)ProfessorGAC
(76,698 posts)That was good.
FM123
(10,372 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)underpants
(196,493 posts)calimary
(90,017 posts)Inspires the old response - "that'd be funny if it weren't true."
Cozmo
(1,402 posts)I thought that end of life would reaffirm my quest for dignity and benevolence toward fellow living beings. I am totally empty, sorry. I had hope to be able to give so much more.
malaise
(296,098 posts)MerryBlooms
(12,248 posts)NNadir
(38,042 posts)TheBlackAdder
(29,981 posts)Different Drummer
(9,083 posts)DD
iluvtennis
(21,497 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)...true.
#notmypresident
RESIST
pandr32
(14,272 posts)burrowowl
(18,494 posts)3catwoman3
(29,406 posts)...goes.
smb
(3,598 posts)dixiegrrrrl
(60,159 posts)Much needed chuckle.
ancianita
(43,307 posts)MissMillie
(39,652 posts)Totally Tunsie
(11,852 posts)That's a keeper!
niyad
(132,440 posts)DFW
(60,182 posts)It's a different story when you ask them to explain just what is it exactly that they have won?
Danmel
(5,778 posts)What's the difference between heaven and hell?
In heaven, the French are the chefs, the Germans are the mechanics and the British are the police.
In hell, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics and the Germans are the police.
malaise
(296,098 posts)gopiscrap
(24,733 posts)LiberalFighter
(53,544 posts)malaise
(296,098 posts)One of my New York cousins sent it to me
LiberalFighter
(53,544 posts)malaise
(296,098 posts)because I try to give due credit. An English cousin also sent it - it is everywhere now
Aussie105
(7,920 posts)In this case, spot on accurate too. Bitter-sweet joke, but no joke.
Trump is taking the country down a very deep hole.
malaise
(296,098 posts)Sometimes the truth demands laughter