Where's Melania?

[Goodheart]

Not that I miss that lizard's creepy looking face, but she's been curiously absent, no?

[Goodheart]

1. My apologies to lizards.

[HipChick]

2. I don't care..

Do you...

[Goodheart]

5. I'm interested.

But, honestly, I wouldn't feel sorry for her no matter the answer.

[HipChick]

11. I would not be surprised if she was walking around wearing this..

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[jberryhill]

3. She's working hard on that tennis pavillion

[JDC]

4. Glaring at something, somewhere is my guess

Being Best

[RKP5637]

6. Probably having some body shop work done! n/t

[Walleye]

7. As opposed to Jill Biden who has been working on getting us better the whole time.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

8. Scanning Twitter for mentions of her son

[JHB]

14. No, she has underlings to do that and inform her

Or at least someone (with an east-European accent) has underlings doing that.

And don't leave out our own home-grown outrage brigade.

[brewens]

9. Dug in like an Alabama tick since February probably. Barron probably isn't even

allowed on her floor.

[MissMillie]

10. social distancing

from that letch of a husband of hers

[Cousin Dupree]

12. Getting her kidneys redone

[procon]

13. Third coffin on the right, next to Kellyanne Conway,

look for the red lights... Can't miss it.

[S.E. TN Liberal]

15. Age is catching up on her...

...dealing with the orange turd has to be adding new wrinkles, and by now the orange turd has new whores he sneaks into our White House.

What is a slut to do???

[matt819]

16. Don't know

Don’t care. She’s a cypher.

[nolabear]

17. Ivanka seems to have taken on her *ahem* duties.

She keeps posting charming little videos about how fun it is to be indoors and all the adorable things you can do with your family. And her hair is sweetly mussed. And her makeup! It’s so quaintly understated!