Lots of people are saying Trump is immune from COVID-19...

[blitzen]

thanks to nearly an entire lifetime of constantly snorting Sudafed.

[Bev54]

1. You mean even the virus doesn't like him!

[4139]

2. Protected by Orange Dye #1

[Jamastiene]

3. Something is making him not catch it.

Either God really does exist and hates me and says no to ALL of my prayers, like I suspected all along, or God does not exist and the narcissistic, selfish, stupid fucker is immune somehow. Pick one.

[Light63]

6. His top-notch hygienic habit

I’ve read somewhere that Trump has a habit of constantly cleaning his hands with sanitizer. I guess his hygiene is the firewall against the spread of Covid-19. If Trump contracts the virus, then he would actually experience the feelings and the physical pain that the Covid-19 patients and their families go through.

[Mariana]

10. I bet everyone around him is being tested daily.

Along with everyone they have any contact with. Maybe it's not quite that rigorous, but I'm sure the Secret Service have some kind of procedures in place to try to prevent him from getting infected.

[CatMor]

4. Why would someone snort Sudafed ...

aside from trump being a weirdo. Is there some reason for snorting it.

[SharonAnn]

8. It's an upper?

[CatMor]

11. Thank you, that explains it. I had no idea.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. WHO and CDC research showed turds are immune.

We get to witness this one hit the fan every day.......


KY.............

[Drum]

7. And by golly the solar eclipse got nowhere with DJT

[RussBLib]

9. Maybe they already have a vaccine?

And only some will get it?

With Trump, its pretty easy to concoct conspiracy theories..