Trump says he is the country's cheerleader when we need a head coach

[Kyblue1]

I can’t believe he made that analogy. Would his supporters in the football crazy South want a cheerleader calling plays instead of Nick Saban, Coach O, Dan Mullen, etc.

[sop]

1. Give me an "I," give me an "A," give me an "L"....

"I alone can fix this! I alone can fix this!"

[Thomas Hurt]

2. Coaches are accountable for the outcome of the game, the cheerleaders aren't

and as we know Trump isn't responsible for anything.

[Merry Pason]

8. Cartoon idea

Longtime lurker, seldom poster. But needed to suggest this for a budding cartoonist:
Trump cheerleading, Cuomo Head Coach, maybe Dr. Fauci as team Dr. More ideas?
Maybe Biden as team owner.

[Ohioboy]

3. That's a good way to put it

I hope you don't mind if I spread that line

[Mc Mike]

4. He's a bone-spurred cheerleader. So unfortunately, he can't jump around much.

He'll cheer while riding a golfcart that's doing figure 8s.

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. That's all he ever intended to be.

Way back in happier times, he even said that most of the boring stuff would be handled by others, while he'd be busy MAGAting it.

That was before he became addicted to the feel of many lips passionately affixed to his bloated ass.

[MineralMan]

6. The team that loses in a blowout also has cheerleaders.

[Initech]

7. Yeah the head coach got a technical foul and had to leave the game.