Drumpf presser drinking game

[Dirty Socialist]

Tired of being sober while watching a Drumpf press conference? Here are some rules for a Drumpf presser drinking game:
Words to drink by:
Incredible
Amazing
Horrid
Horrible
Victory
Slam your drink on “nasty”
Take a small sip whenever Drumpf interrupts a reporter (only a SMALL sip. We don’t want anyone dying)
Finish your drink whenever Drumpf talks about the wall (chances are, CNN and MSNBC will cut away if he mentions that, so you might as well finish)
Slam your drink whenever OAN or Spicer asks a question
“Social” drink and clinking of glasses if he mentions the Obama administration.
Chug your drink on “perfect”
Drink until you pass out if Kushner speaks
Enjoy
Any other rules I haven’t thought of?

[leftieNanner]

1. Or

Enjoy a cocktail with your Honey out on the back deck on this beautiful spring day and talk about gardening and painting the front hall. Oh. And then light the barbeque for a nice dinner. We have to be in our house, why not enjoy it.

Will be watching Rachel soon.

My plan involves less vomiting before-during-and-after the BS presser.

It's all good.

[dewsgirl]

2. Bookmarking for tomorrow.

[jls4561]

3. Ow! My liver!

[The Magistrate]

4. Sounds Bloody Lethal, Sir

Hard to imagine anyone still able to lift a glass after twenty minutes....

[JHB]

5. You do realize that now is a bad time to need medical attention for alcohol poisoning

The EMTs, nurses, and doctors have a lot on their hands right now.

[bullwinkle428]

6. Sip, when he claims how successful his "China travel ban" was in limiting the spread.

[Arkansas Granny]

7. You're setting us up for alcohol poisoning. 🍺🍻🍸🍹🍷

[marked50]

8. I lsot it on Mazing

[sfstaxprep]

9. Can I Just Drink Without Having To Watch?

If I'm going to get drunk, I'd like to enjoy myself, instead of wanting to throw stuff.

[PJMcK]

10. We watch Governor Cuomo's daily briefings

They're factual, respectful and provide some optimism.

Trump? Why bother? He's an idiot.

Instead, we take our health walk late in the afternoon and then have our cocktails watching the sun set in the Catskill Mountains.

By the way, we have an unlimited refill policy in our liquor locker!

[yonder]

11. Add "tremendous" to the list of words at top.

I'm woozy already.

[Dirty Socialist]

14. That's right!

Also “fake news”

[Flaleftist]

12. Watch out, Duers. This may be a Republican operative trying to kill us all with alcohol poisoning.

[skylucy]

13. "No one ever thought this could happen" or something to that effect.