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Thursday TOONs - War of the Worlds (Original Post) JHB Apr 2020 OP
Yay! Toons! planetc Apr 2020 #1
thanks for the toons steventh Apr 2020 #2
The last one says it all. scarletlib Apr 2020 #3
Thank you for the cartoons Gothmog Apr 2020 #4
K&R and thanks! nt tblue37 Apr 2020 #5
Thanks for the (ironic) smiles. FailureToCommunicate Apr 2020 #6
K & R...nt Wounded Bear Apr 2020 #7
Thank you! 2naSalit Apr 2020 #8
K and R Stuart G Apr 2020 #9
"Give my stomach to Milwaukee, if they run out of beer" Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2020 #10
+1,000,000 Canoe52 Apr 2020 #14
Thanks for posting these. Scarsdale Apr 2020 #11
Amen. erronis Apr 2020 #23
Kicktoons Hekate Apr 2020 #12
I love the ohn Prine toons bluescribbler Apr 2020 #13
K&R treestar Apr 2020 #15
Just discovered John Prine a few weeks ago. Now I miss him. demigoddess Apr 2020 #16
Thank you. murielm99 Apr 2020 #17
Thank you burrowowl Apr 2020 #18
+1 keithbvadu2 Apr 2020 #19
Thank you for the toons! Nitram Apr 2020 #20
K&R smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #21
Great selection of great toons! cp Apr 2020 #22
K&R Blue Owl Apr 2020 #24

Hermit-The-Prog

(33,309 posts)
10. "Give my stomach to Milwaukee, if they run out of beer"
Thu Apr 9, 2020, 12:02 PM
Apr 2020

Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:

Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd rather have 'em cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get 'em outta here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose

Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my ass goodbye

Scarsdale

(9,426 posts)
11. Thanks for posting these.
Thu Apr 9, 2020, 12:02 PM
Apr 2020

I have discovered that I can not laugh anymore, this whole situation is too heartbreaking. We have an absolute MORON missing a heart and soul in the WH. When will people wake up and see HIM for what he is? The words "Many a truth is spoken in jest" comes to mind with every cartoon. People are dying terrible deaths, while he only sees $$$ signs. I am beyond disgusted with this country.

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