Yet again the shitshow is running late

[malaise]

Coming up whenever

[guillaumeb]

1. His new reality television show.

Starring the incredible Donnie Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I wasn't aware of that because I don't watch it, ever,

and couldn't care less what His Lardship has to say, today or ever again.

[malaise]

3. He's burning out

low energy - I'm waiting for the crash and burn

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. If he collapses in a twitching, blubbery heap, please post an alert.

I do want to see that. I just don't want to hear him speak.

[malaise]

8. I'll be too busy popping champagne to post

[Just_Vote_Dem]

13. LOL!!!!

[2naSalit]

12. Same here!

[CincyDem]

4. Classic demonstration of self importance...everyone else can wait. n/t

[malaise]

6. Not a single one started on time

That's the best demonstration of absolutely no discipline and no consideration for others

[Rorey]

7. So glad to know that I'm not yet missing it

Which I will be doing as soon as it comes on.

I just don't see a point in putting myself through the aggravation anymore.

[Blue Owl]

9. Gotta get his makeup done and hair helmet strapped on...

Huff a few of his own adderral-laced farts, chomp down a Big Mac or three, stand there while that hot new press secretary steams his shit-filled pants, etc... You know the routine...

[malaise]

17. So they're sending his drug of choice to the military locations

including veterans homes?
WTF!

[LAS14]

10. Have they changed the time of day???? nt

[malaise]

16. Yep - coming up in two minutes n/t

[msongs]

11. trump is an ace at controlling our effenstupid media nt

[2naSalit]

14. They have to redo his spray on tan

after he snorts a rail that half falls out on his facial sphincter, tie and jacket. That stuff gets sticky. Or maybe they have to revive him after he gets the initial rush.

Maybe he's fighting with Dr. Fauci again?

[malaise]

15. Here's the British one - recorded