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Delusia, FL: A Trump campaign spokesperson revealed today that the campaign will be changing tactics even though it is rather late in the game.
The announcement, (due out later this week) will include a revision of the current slogan: Keep America Great. The new slogan will be: Make American Somewhat Survivable Again, or MASSA. The person we spoke with informed us that the old slogan is no longer fair to the President because the pandemic was not his fault and he has no responsibility in the matter and it is very important to the campaign that it adapts to changing times and unexpected circumstances in order to keep this country going kind of strong, especially the essential and most important industries that matter most.
We were also told that a new web site will be launched soon where devoted followers can exchange their current Trump campaign paraphernalia for the new items for a nominal fee of $29.99 per item.
There are also rumors of a new platform that the White House and the GOP will be endorsing which includes: the Toilet Paper Availability Act, which will assure a roll, (comes in red, white and blue) in every American bathroom and Freedom Stations which will be massive retreat facilities for all the Americans who have made patriotic sacrifices of housing, automobiles, food and other necessities for the sake of Trump's agendas.
Those Freedom Stations will provide Americans with permanent dwellings and the necessary dignity of the hard labor that they will be freely donating to make America somewhat survivable again thanks to Trump and the GOP. Also, the new platform will assure that the struggling food pantries across the nation will have at least "nearly enough" food available sometimes as they bid for Trump Relief allotments.
"You can do this! We'll be watching!" the spokesperson said triumphantly.
leftieNanner
(15,076 posts)This is awesome!!
empedocles
(15,751 posts)leftieNanner
(15,076 posts)But once I understood the tone of the op, I checked top and bottom for a source - The Onion, perhaps.
Sadly, this is pretty much on the mark.
yonder
(9,662 posts)DENVERPOPS
(8,802 posts)jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)Just east of New Smyrna, but definitely in Vo(De)Lusia County.
Brilliant.
Aviation Pro
(12,140 posts).....
jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)I guess I meant west of New Smyrna!
Faux pas
(14,657 posts)Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)Massats isn't as good as MAGAts though.
Maybe Masshats...there you go.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)MASSAhats. I like it.
padah513
(2,500 posts)Really?
More_Cowbell
(2,190 posts)erronis
(15,216 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)It fits.
bluescribbler
(2,114 posts)That nickname is reserved for citizens of the great Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Taken, huh?
bluescribbler
(2,114 posts)And proudly, at that.
i can't find it now, but a couple of years ago, when there was a referendum to get rid of same sex marriage which the Mass Supreme Judicial Court had previously ruled that such a ban violated the state Constitution an advocacy group ran ads opposing the referendum ran an ad in which the blue collar guy at the bar ended his rant by saying, "We're Massholes, not assholes."
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I didn't know about that. Interesting.
Thanks.
bluescribbler
(2,114 posts)They don't like Mass drivers mostly because they don't like the way we drive. We've since adopted it as a point of pride.
kimbutgar
(21,103 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)kimbutgar
(21,103 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,724 posts)Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Maybe they will consider that for our new, copious government allotments of TP, ah, Trump Paper, I mean.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)"Where you going?"
"Oh, we're out of Trump paper. Gonna' grab some at the store."
I may start using that myself it is so very befitting.
Bernardo de La Paz
(48,988 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I have been thinking about a list of new words that all have negative connotations and definitions that could go in the dictionary someday, just to remind us, NEVER AGAIN!
Trumper, trumped, trumpiest, trumpification, trumptation, trumptator, trumpilation, trumpificator, trumpist, trumpolene, trumptic tank, etc.
ffr
(22,665 posts)The Magistrate
(95,244 posts)"They'll pay to know what they really think."
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I hope the humor of it bought a chuckle, as dire as things are these days.
panfluteman
(2,065 posts)I tried googling it up on google maps.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Maybe someday. I made that up for the parody.
In a way, I am surprised you didn't find it though Maybe its a county. Heheh.
ProfessorGAC
(64,963 posts)Great post!
Rec'd.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)I was hoping it would be a bit entertaining, humorous and cathartic.
Tweedy
(628 posts)malaise
(268,846 posts)Fuck that slavery term
OK you caught me
Tweedy
(628 posts)could do. 😬
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)of a duel in place of the debates.
Duh-nald recently watched Raiders of the Lost Ark and he's insisting on giving Biden a sword, while Trump carries a pistol.
This will become a tradition even after Junior or Ivanka become the Premier of Trumpsylvania.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)That information was supposed to be s secret and announced after the election, but the drifter's out of the bag now.
William769
(55,144 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)mountain grammy
(26,608 posts)ananda
(28,856 posts)That was great!