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TexasBushwhacker

(20,174 posts)
Sat Apr 11, 2020, 05:15 PM Apr 2020

Brilliant mask

I wish I had the balls to wear it.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Behold! My masks have arrived! I wore this to Walmart and petco today. When someone tells me my mask has penises on it, I will kindly let them know this is how I determine they are too close, kindly back the fuck up. 😁 <a href="https://twitter.com/mikehairup?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@mikehairup</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/EstesStacy?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@EstesStacy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/stantheman1983?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@stantheman1983</a> <a href="https://t.co/60OPbJE7pE">pic.twitter.com/60OPbJE7pE</a></p>— Mindy Vincent (@MindyVi90992223) <a href="


?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 10, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

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Brilliant mask (Original Post) TexasBushwhacker Apr 2020 OP
Great fun. n/t Eyeball_Kid Apr 2020 #1
Fantastic! I'd totally wear it. Glorfindel Apr 2020 #2
Well if you were wearing it you'd have plenty of balls /nt localroger Apr 2020 #3
A great addition to that awesome mask Traildogbob Apr 2020 #4
I used my own Sharpies to draw a big BigmanPigman Apr 2020 #5
That mask should nominated for an award. Butterflylady Apr 2020 #6

Traildogbob

(8,716 posts)
4. A great addition to that awesome mask
Sat Apr 11, 2020, 07:16 PM
Apr 2020

My daughter works 12 hour shifts in Trauma at the hospital. Sometimes she has to make food runs in her scrubs on the way home. People scramble to get away from her. So, get some scrubs, some crocks and smear some slimy stuff on the shoes and scrubs, kinda greenish, yellowish hacked up looking stuff. Cough as you approach any lines. No one will ever be close enough to see the penises. Social distance maximizing.

BigmanPigman

(51,584 posts)
5. I used my own Sharpies to draw a big
Sat Apr 11, 2020, 07:24 PM
Apr 2020

red circle around tRump's name with a red slash through it. You can see it from 20 yards away. I wear it proudly since I can no longer wear my home made "lock him up" earrings(the only ones I wore for 3+ years too) since the mask elastic and earrings get tangled.

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