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[RandySF]

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[Shrike47]

1. Oh God I hope this is a joke.

[underpants]

4. Nope

[underpants]

2. Is Ivanka in charge of 500 count sheet forts?

[SWBTATTReg]

3. Ah, at least nitwits have zero power over anyone and any states. Zero. NT

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. The best people!

The only consolation is that Wilbur Ross will probably sleep through their meetings.

[saidsimplesimon]

6. This may have already been posted.

https://margaretandhelen.com/

Posted by: Helen Philpot | March 28, 2020
I’d give anything to ask Trump this question about cheesecake… #COVIDIOT #ConronaUpdate #2Trillion

Margaret, they passed a $2.2 trillion dollar stimulus package. For years we’ve complained about failing schools, homelessness, hunger, affordable healthcare, clean water, clean air… Who knew that the real problem was the Cheesecake Factory not able to pay its April rent?

One trillion dollars is a big number. Very big. At first, I thought it was a hundred billion, but I was a zero off. It’s one thousand billion or 1,000,000,000,000. How does one get their head around 1,000 billion? Is one million million better? Twelve zeros. Wow.

Well, it’s a butt load of money for sure. And we got $2.2 trillion. And by we, I mean corporations.

I know. I know. A bunch of people are saying “But we’re all getting a check for $1,200.” Well not all. But a lot of us will. So yes. The American taxpayer finally got some relief. Twelve hundred for everyone is a lot of money.

Or maybe not…snip

[gratuitous]

7. By my count, approximately zero medical or epidemiological professionals

It might be a good idea to invest in tumbrel futures.

[lame54]

8. The Impotent Seven

[Ferrets are Cool]

9. If this were a sitcom on network television, it would be cancelled after

two episodes.

[Raven]

10. I'm the Chair of the Board of Selectmen in my small twon in NH. We are not going to open

because Trump and the "Seven Dumbasses" tell us to and we are not going to open because our Republican Governor tells us to. Unless someone can guarantee that everybody coming into our town offices has been tested, we will continue to have appointment only office hours and do most, if not all of our business on line.

[BlueJac]

11. We are all fucked now!

Trump is the worst President of all time!

[uponit7771]

12. We're screwed