He reads in a sing song monotone.

[lunatica]

Huffing and puffing, sprinkling what he reads with his handful of platitudinous adjectives.

Yawn! I can’t wait for the face off with the press. Thats much more interesting!

[MFM008]

1. every time I see or hear him

I think of Captain Quint in JAWS describing a great white shark........." a dolls eyes"

[procon]

2. Nannys do that to pull the children to sleep. nt

[lunatica]

3. It works. I keep jerking awake!

[WhiteTara]

4. He sounds like Alec Baldwin pretending

to be him.

[mcar]

5. Shorter Trump just now

Link to tweet

?s=20

shorter trump just now: "shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.."

[lunatica]

6. Dick-gators love to hear themselves talk on and on

It’s knowing no one dares leave. A little ego boosting power trip to make them feel good.

[mcar]

7. Yep. I'm guessing his "speechwriters" give him these meaningless lists

because he has to hear the sound of his own voice.

[lunatica]

8. His regular pablum is being mixed with enhanced pablum.

and some filler pablum to make it last longer.