Donald Trump adds Vince McMahon to list of people who will advise him on re-opening the country

[Submariner]

https://wrestlingnews.co/wwe-news/donald-trump-adds-vince-mcmahon-to-list-of-people-who-will-advise-him-on-re-opening-the-country/

President Donald Trump has announced that he has picked the names that will be in his task force that will advise him on a plan on how to restart the economy.

The names in the group include Vince McMahon, who has been friends with Trump since the 1980s when they ran WrestleMania 4 and 5 at Trump Plaza Casino. His wife, Linda McMahon served in his administration

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The best people!

[PCIntern]

2. It's really a shame that Dahmer and Manson

Are gone: they’d have been the best selections for anything.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Can Bernie Madoff work for him from prison?

[Celerity]

9. Manson is a distant relation

[Blue Owl]

3. Ooh let's body slam the economy back into action

n/t

[Captain Zero]

6. Because of course Obama appointed Don King to all the most important task forces

when he was president. This will show the libs.

[GulfCoast66]

5. OMG! Maybe rather than debates we will have a WWF grudge match?

Joe could just rope-a-dope him for 20 seconds until he keeled over like a walrus on Miami Beach!

Or if they do it in suits ‘Frankie Goes to Hollywood’ style and Joe could grab his 2 yard long tie and drag him around like a caveman with his woman!

Sorry. I have a wired sense of humor.

[IcyPeas]

7. Him and the My Pillow guy

SMH

[Under The Radar]

8. Ask Trump at the next Briefing if pro-wrestling is real

Then which is more real, wrestling or the press.

[kysrsoze]

10. FFS! You've GOT to be kidding me. It's a damned sideshow.

[Marcuse]

11. How much of that $500B slush fund will go to his XFL?

[Drum]

12. See Also: FL governor declares TV wrasslin' "essential business"

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10142470608

[EllieBC]

13. Please tell me this is a joke?

And I say that as someone who enjoys wrestling. Few times a year. But please tell me McMahon is not really doing that.

[Dem2theMax]

14. In about an hour, would someone check and see if I still have a pulse?

[uponit7771]

15. Please tell us The Onion ...

[Zambero]

16. What?? No My Pillow Guy?? Scott Baio??

The task farce will not be the same without them!