Stimulus checks delayed because Trump orders Treasury Dept. to print his name on them

[AdamGG]

From the Department of Utterly Predictable Headlines. No President's signature has EVER appeared on an IRS payout check before.

https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/trump-has-signature-printed-on-coronavirus-stimulus-checks/

[Captain Zero]

1. Maybe he is already dead?

A president has to be dead to appear on a coin or bill. Right?

[RockRaven]

3. Well... he's heartless, soulless, and brain-dead, but that's not the same as DEAD dead.

I think for currency it needs to be the latter.

[AdamGG]

4. I'd be willing to put him on some currency

if he agreed to die now.

[Blue Owl]

2. So it's official -- he owns this pandemic

n/t

[KentuckyWoman]

10. +1

Apparently he wants assure he'll be in the history books 2000 years from now. Right next to Caligula.

[tavernier]

5. Why?

I didn’t have sex with him.

[SCantiGOP]

6. Well if that's the case

I’m changing my vote to Trump.
I didn’t know he was going to write me a
Personal check. What a guy.

[degage]

8. LOL, that is what his little brain thinks

First, I hope no one reports you because their sarcasm detector isn't working.

Second, that is what Trump thinks. I just wonder how many people it will actually affect. There are some, I'm sure.

[sheepfarm]

7. I presume that this will be the first time in years...

...that a check with Donald J. Trump's signature on it won't bounce? 😉

[TreadSoftly]

9. I advise deposit by phone and then you can burn the check afterwards. (nt)