"You know who you are"

[left-of-center2012]

Taneytown (Maryland) Police are reminding residents to wear pants when checking their mailbox.

In a Facebook post, police said "please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox."

Police also stated "You know who you are. This is your final warning."

https://www.wmar2news.com/news/local-news/taneytown-police-remind-residents-to-wear-pants-while-checking-mailbox

[left-of-center2012]

3. Everyone should go to the mailbox without pants

That will defeat the NWO?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. "This is your final warning"? Or else what?

If I walk to my mailbox in my underwear, is there some ordinance against it?

Of course, I wouldn't do that. Not today. It's 28 degrees outside.

[handmade34]

6. ...

[Throck]

7. I am so not wearing pants to the mailbox today.

Challenge accepted.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

8. I suspect they're just having fun. NT

[bucolic_frolic]

9. Why cryptic?

Must be a male? They don't say "skirt". Must be pants as opposed to underwear? Is underwear legally indecent on your own property?

Why don't they just visit the mailbox streaker and have a conversation and issue a warning? Why a public announcement?

I'm guessing with everyone staying home this is the new risque thing to do for a few male residents?

The whole thing is strange.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

10. 🤣

[PWPippinesq]

11. Maybe "masks"?

Another spellcheck mixup?

[steventh]

12. Haha glad I don't live in Taneytown or they might mean me

It's too tempting to go to all that bother dressing for just a quick out-and-back-in. Bet most of America does the un-dressed and dash on occasion. Or wish they could.