He thinks he's the center of the Universe.

[bluescribbler]

He is not. I am.

[nolabear]

1. You made me laugh. Thanks!

[bluescribbler]

4. You are welcome.

That was my intent.

[unblock]

2. This whole center of the universe thing is vastly over-rated

Most likely the center of the universe is many light years away from anything remotely habitable....

[Chainfire]

3. He certainly lives in an alternative universe

Where truth are lies, up is down and clowns run nations.

[IrishEyes]

5. I'm afraid that my cat would disagree.

He is the center of the universe.

[unitedwethrive]

6. If dumbass were the center of the universe, we would have imploded

years ago.

[Butterflylady]

7. Actually he's a black hole.