My Top Ten list of places Trump can "re-open" first:

[TeamPooka]

My Top Ten list of places Trump can "re-open" first:
10. Nazi marches
9. Mega-churches
8. Klan rallies
6. Republican Party National Headquarters
7. Trump Tower
6. Country Clubs
5. Trump International Hotel
4. The My Pillow guy's office
3. Any building with Trump's name on it
2. Mitch McConnell
1. Mar-A-Lago
#YouFirst

[brettdale]

1. Heres one

Barron's school

[California_Republic]

3. -1

[herding cats]

4. Leave the kid out of it. 👎

He may grow up to be a jerk like his dad, sure. But, he's a kid now and I seriously doubt he's much more than a minor blip on his father's radar. He doesn't make any money for Trump, and he's not a feather in his cap he can brag about. Trump is only about what makes him money or feeds his ego. Nothing else matters to a narcissist but what makes them feel superior to others.

[pazzyanne]

6. ...

[IronLionZion]

20. He and his classmates shouldn't be punished because his Dad is an asshole

[TomSlick]

30. Bad form wishing ill to a child. I don't care whose child.

I have posted things I regretted and have learned to delete my mistakes. I recommend it.

[Sancho]

5. Here in Florida...wrestling matches: WWE declared essential!!!

[BadgerMom]

7. Ooh! Ooh! I've got one!

NRA headquarters.

[TeamPooka]

9. and I forgot CPAC

[IronLionZion]

21. +1000

[Mike Nelson]

8. Well...

... strange as it may seem, many of the organizations mentioned WILL be first to go back into business. Look at the church groups that wanted to hold Easter services. Look at the Michigan protest. They will be first.

[Grokenstein]

10. I wish there was a way to...

isolate the "re-open NOW NOW NOW" assholes in a single town-like setting, segregated from those of us who would rather, you know, survive. Like one a' them whatchacallits......internment camps! That's it! Most of them are utter trumpkins, so they should be yuuuge supporters of internment camps.

Then they could hold all the packed-house church services they want, stand three inches apart in lines, sneeze at and tongue-bathe each other at will, and all the other fuck-you nonsense that they think "triggers the libs." And no one would ever force medical treatment upon them! Or even offer it! They would be provided access to all the Bibles and Silver Solution they need to ward off disease...and plenty of shovels.

Boy, would we get pwned.

[IronLionZion]

23. More likely by state or by county

So those of us in the bluest of blue areas might have some buffer against the idiots elsewhere.

A problem is people move, commute, and travel to different places. So these assholes will likely spread it to others with their reckless attitudes.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

11. NRA offices

[Mendocino]

12. The homes of Betsy Devos

and their ten yachts.

[trueblue2007]

27. The homes of Mitch McConnell, Devin Nunes, Kevin McCarthy, Kid Rock, My Pillow Guy, Susan Collins

and other jerks i can't remember now..... oh yeah, all of the horrible GOPig judges

and Governors

[Sloumeau]

13. If Trump were the head of Russia,

I have a feeling that he would want people to go back to work in Chernobyl without radiation suits or geiger counters.

[Initech]

24. If we were on a plane that was about to crash...

They would make arguments suggesting that the plane should crash and that we'd deserve it because you bought a ticket. A la Airplane.

[Ms. Toad]

14. The top 10 list should be:

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People who paricipate in such events/visit such places do not exist in a bubble. They will infect the rest of us - particularly the essential workers who are making sure the rest of us have food, health care, etc.

[hkp11]

15. Yes indeed

let them be the first to re-open

[lame54]

16. Glad to see his mouth is not on the list

[bubbazero]

17. OK, I'm confused

Is Donald's campaign rallies a Nazi event, a klan event, a republican event, or does it deserve a category all it's own. (personally I consider them to be watering holes for those fearful of intellectually logical thought based on factual information, and analysis).

[ProfessorGAC]

19. Your Confusion Is Understandable

One peak into them and in 10 seconds you'd see all of the above!

[NightWatcher]

18. Then bolt the doors closed with them inside. After a month, anyone living can come out.

[Initech]

22. Open up Rush Limbaugh's show to a live audience.

[jayschool2013]

25. Fox News Headquarters

Followed by the Breitbart "news" room.

[uponit7771]

26. #YouFirst 👍👍👍

[spanone]

28. ⭐️K&R⭐️

[Hermit-The-Prog]

29. Trump can open an outhouse and fall in.

I stepped in a big pile of trump this morning. It's hard to get out of the treads of shoe soles.

[cate94]

31. All country club members are not repukes

I’m not sure why this ended up on your list. NRA would be more appropriate, or Trump rallies. Or the Heritage Foundation, or Cato Institute. I could go on....

[mcar]

32. Gun stores

[orleans]

33. gun stores are essential (apparently) in illinois

you know, in case you have to protect your stash of toilet paper--you can hit someone over the head with your rifle (because apparently, while they still have guns, they have been running out of ammunition) (haha)