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Having fewer heart attacks? Congrats, you should quit your blood thinners! (Original Post)
Beartracks
Apr 2020
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Jarqui
(10,122 posts)1. It's a distraction to protect Trump
Get folks thinking about something other than all his screw ups handling this.
captain queeg
(10,103 posts)2. Haven't watched Fox News in years? Give them another chance
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,614 posts)3. Your parachute has slowed your rate of descent?
Great! Take it off; you don't need it any more.
Beartracks
(12,801 posts)8. Ha ha! Perfect.
Disaffected
(4,547 posts)4. A guy jumps off a 10 story building to see if he can fly:
As he passes the 2nd floor someone asks him what flying feels like.
"Feels great".
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)6. It's not the flying that hurts...it's the landing.
42bambi
(1,753 posts)5. Go to the mall, shop until you drop, er, die.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)7. That gal sure looked purty after that last drink. Sure, it's safe
to leave your wallet on the nightstand.