Profiles in Perfidy, XV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

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PresiDented Trump is saying: "Of course, I meant it when I said governors have the full responsibility for their own response to this coronavirus, and I'll help if and when I can, . . . but I also gotta right to support protests and lawsuits against those governors. . . . You wouldn't deny me my rights, would you?"

[sheshe2]

1. Here ya go, Donnie.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.

[skip fox]

2. D.T. continues:

"Of course I sent the protestors and I'm sending thousands more. . . . What the hell do you think, that just because there's a pandemic I shouldn't fight back?"

[underpants]

3. They could have a committee maybe 50 of them

We already have the Task Force and the Jared Yask Force and the Ivanka Jared um Meadows task force and a medical task force we don’t let near a mic on the afternoon blunderstorm pressers and the business task force. See all we are doing? Lots of conference meetings. Me being such a decisive strong leader that just fits.