How many Trumpsters would jump off a cliff if Fox News told them gravity was a lie?

[ElementaryPenguin]

I'm guessing close to the same number appearing at these Operation Gridlock/Nazi rallies!

[brokephibroke]

1. That's prolly about right.

Don’t forget most of the fox viewers are far to lazy to get off their asses and do nothing but whine about libs.

[33taw]

2. Not enough.

[brokephibroke]

3. LOL.

The country would be a better place if they did...

[ElementaryPenguin]

8. Sad, but quite true!!!

[The Magistrate]

6. Exactly, Sir

Not enough to solve the problem...

"Defeat of a hated enemy is something to be for."

[dalton99a]

12. +1

[ElementaryPenguin]

22. I was thinking the same thing...

Just tried to be conservative with my numbers (any time I'm doing anything "conservative" I worry I'm doing something terribly wrong.)

[lpbk2713]

4. That gravity hoax is just science. Spread the word.

They can disprove it by gathering at the Grand Canyon and stepping over the ledge.

[brokephibroke]

11. Intelligent pushing.

[ElementaryPenguin]

13. LOL! Perhaps we can help them plan their next rally at the Grand Canyon!!

To disprove the hoax.

The cowardly would have parachutes on.

[ElementaryPenguin]

23. True dat!

[PCIntern]

5. Wtf are you talking about?

Gravity is a lie. It’s God who wants you to be attached to the ground. If He changes His mind, then you’ll float....

[ElementaryPenguin]

25. And Trump, of course, has special "pull" (pardon the topical pun) with the Almighty!

By virtue of His (Trump's) undeniable righteousness!

[DFW]

7. We addressed this very issue recently

Wait for the lemmings:

[ElementaryPenguin]

24. Perfect!

Hadn't seen that!

[DFW]

29. We finished it 2 months ago

One of our more recent ones.

[dmr]

26. I enjoyed that!

Thank you for posting it! I'll have this in my head the rest of the day, lol!

[DFW]

30. We don't often do country tunes

But I couldn't rest without having done that one. We also did "Act Naturally," but we usually do pop tunes.

[dmr]

35. Where can I find them? n/t

[DFW]

37. Most of the recent ones

They can be found on youtube. I did the lyrics on all of them, and my group (The Freedom Toast) did the music on most of them. Look for the Parody Project, and the ones done in collaboration with The Freedom Toast. Parody Project has done about thirty or forty other ones on their own, too. We have done a few videos, too, but not many. If you search youtube and look for The Freedom Toast, you will find most of them. We haven't done videos for everything yet. you can go to https://www.jango.com/music/The+Freedom+Toast and go down the list of "The Freedom Toast Songs."

[Caliman73]

9. I would like to see that play out in real life...strictly for scientific purposes mind you.

Unlike the coronavirus protests, there defiance of gravity would not harm anyone else.

[ElementaryPenguin]

15. Excellent point!

[guillaumeb]

10. 38%.

Based on consistent polling numbers.

[ElementaryPenguin]

18. Those numbers always ASTONISH me!! And they may apply in this scenario.

Same difference - as far as I'm concerned.

[guillaumeb]

20. And it might be the same percentage who deny climate change,

and do not believe in evolution, and who buy all of these guns.

[samnsara]

14. all of them i hope

[dawg]

16. Most of the ones I know wouldn't jump off a cliff, but ...

they *would* be all up in my face saying things like "What about birds, huh?" "How do you explain that, Mr. Science?"

[ElementaryPenguin]

19. LOL! Sounds like some I know as well!

[Downtown Hound]

17. Let's find out. n/t

[ElementaryPenguin]

21. Let's! Like someone on this thread suggested...

The Grand Canyon would be a great place for the rally.

[SamKnause]

27. Let's test it.

I hope it is a huge amount of his strongly committed followers.

[SoonerPride]

28. How many of Jim Jones' followers literally killed themselves because he told them to?

All of them.

And if Agolf Twitler promised them heaven in return for their life all of them would comply.

100%

Don’t fool yourself. These nuts are brainwashed and would literally kill themselves for him.

[Initech]

31. They would fight each other over who got to be first in line.

And then they would claim that not being able to jump off the cliff is akin to having a tyrannical government.

[malaise]

32. Test this

[jmowreader]

33. Surprisingly few

Flat Earth doctrine says gravity is a lie, and very few flat earth believers are jumping off cliffs to test it.

[Azathoth]

34. Some would, but most would push their liberal friends off first

Just to pwn teh libs.

[struggle4progress]

36. "I'm not saying you or I should jump off the cliff! I'm just saying nobody should get too upset if

Grandma falls off the cliff"