F.U. Ivanka, you asked for it

[kpete]

Ivanka:

Looking for a Saturday night activity?

Try making shadow puppets from Henry Bursill’s recently unearthed 1860’s book of engraving...

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[LuckyCharms]

1. Ivanka, my Sat night activity is trying to remain alive.

[mr_lebowski]

10. I thought you had it dicked with that whole thumb trick you told us about mate ;) nt

[BigmanPigman]

2. Wow, she's even dumber than I already thought.

My former 1st grade students would know what a post like that would produce in responses.

[lunatica]

3. Do it while you're playing under the makeshift sheet camping tent!

I can’t wait for more parenting suggestions from her!!

[underpants]

13. 500 count sheets no less

[lunatica]

15. That's really roughing it!

Gotta admire the down to earthiness touch.

[underpants]

17. It's tough

and then having to find the maid when you are all done.

The struggle is real.

[PCIntern]

4. Speaking of Saturday night activities Ivanka:

My cousin was sleeping with Jared’s girlfriend-before-you. He’s got a lot to say....

[MontanaMama]

6. Oh my!

[Blue Owl]

5. Almost as exciting as Silhouette night at Seymour Skinner's mom's house

n/t

[underpants]

12. Pppwwwffft

[Solly Mack]

7. Heh

Vapid Trump strikes again. Trying to be something she isn't - relatable.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. She broke stay-at-home and travelled for Passover, dragging whole SecServ teams with her. . . . nt

[vapor2]

9. One comment she made I will never forget

In an interview she said she could not understand why people are so vicious towards her daddy

[stillcool]

11. the one I remember..

is when she was young, she and her brother(s) had a lemonade stand. In their driveway. They sold lemonade to the help. Wonder what they charged.

[KPN]

22. "to the help" says it all.

Call me naive, but it amazes me that one can be that oblivious.

[underpants]

14. So that's why she couldn't appear on the Global Citizen special

It all makes sense now

[lunatica]

16. LOL!

[Haggis for Breakfast]

18. Ivanka -- Go Away. Stay there.

[slumcamper]

19. Yes. In other words, disappear to wherever Melania has gone. Poof! n/t

[oasis]

20. Baziiiiing. nt

[JohnnyRingo]

21. GTFO!

If that's really what Ivanka's doing tonight I'll kiss her dad's orange ass.

More likely she put an assistant or her nanny on working her social media while she binges on Netflix.

[hay rick]

23. I'll show you my bird if you show me your's.

[iluvtennis]

24. Bubble brain Ivanka...ugh

[Hekate]

25. Remember when her idea for Memorial Day was making champagne popsicles?

The Crown Princess is absolutely tone deaf and clueless.