Seems IQ45's knuckle-dragging dipshit followers have already forgotten they recently got this card

[mr_lebowski]

In the fcuking mail ... because of course they have ...

[rurallib]

1. Thanks very much! I will be using this!

[yonder]

2. Ha, Ha. Good work Mr. L.

Another petard with which they may be hoisted.

I wish I wouldn't have thrown out the card we received. It could be useful about now.

[treestar]

3. Campaigning at taxpayer expense

Any other POTUS would have called them CDC guidelines.

[mr_lebowski]

4. Also true, and despicable, of course, because everything about this asshat is that ... HOWEVER ...

His monstrous ego has a particular utility in the current instance.

[Sneederbunk]

5. It is dangerous to assume Trump Cult Crisis Actors can read.

[Martin Eden]

6. "Listen and follow the directions of your STATE AND LOCAL AUTHORITIES."

Yeah, but what should they do when Dear Leader contradicts the state authorities and his own card of instructions?

[mr_lebowski]

7. Not exactly sure, but I'm pretty certain that the word "Satan" would appear in their answer (nt)

[Martin Eden]

12. "Satan" ... you mean Obama?

The guy who shoved affordable health care down our throats?
That was an evil act indeed.

[Demonaut]

8. I never got one

[mr_lebowski]

9. And yet somehow you already know better than to be out in the streets protesting Dem Governors (nt)

[Retrograde]

10. Neither did I

But he hates California and tries to pretend it doesn't exist

[Blue Owl]

11. Seems like they have defiled Dear Leader's absolute authority...

Ooops...

[malaise]

13. And he insisted on putting his name on it