sad little orange man. can't go one day without bragging, lying, patting himself on the back

[Demovictory9]

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[Goodheart]

1. Just die, motherfucker.

[smirkymonkey]

7. +1000

[lunatica]

2. Running ahead of the parade so it looks like he's leading it.

Governor Cuomo said it perfectly.

[OilemFirchen]

3. According to worldometer, the U.S. is 42nd in tests per million (at 11,515). (n/t)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Dare him to beat Iceland, a tiny country whose PM is a woman.

They've done 120,416 tests per million population. Ask him this: If some little nowheresville country in the middle of the North Atlantic with some woman in charge can test at that rate, why can't the U.S. of A., the biggest and bestest country in the whole world, beat them at that game? Come on, Donnie! Beat Iceland!

[Sneederbunk]

4. Henceforth, Dear Leader shall be known as Weak leader.

[Blue Owl]

6. Does it get any more pathetic than Donald J. Trump?

Nope.