What those coronavirus protesters are really saying

[EarlG]

(And *yes* I obviously Photoshopped all of these, you can tell because the signs are spelled correctly.)

[mahina]

1. You are a genius

But we knew that!

I’m stealing all of these.

Security! Security?...

[spanone]

2. Bwahahahahahahaaaa

[Maven]

3. "Spasiba to my Facebook friend Yevgeni"

Hahaha amazing

[smirkymonkey]

4. Why aren't the pics loading for me?

I have had that problem a few times today. All I see is little picture icons.

[moonseller66]

32. RIght click on the icon

then select View Image.

Should work for you.

[CaptainTruth]

5. Do you mind if I share them on Twitter? I'll include attribution if you'd like.

[lark]

6. Ohh, love the burn at the end.

Good one!

[FirstLight]

7. spot on!

It's mind boggling, really. Have people ever protested a fucking pandemic before?

I don't think we are gonna be out of this for a long time, because we are sure to have another surge, just give it 3 weeks or so...

These people will be the reason, because they insist on carrying on as usual, with an added dose of stupid sauce.

[The Magistrate]

8. Not Bad, Sir

Not bad at all....


"Defeat of a hated enemy is something to be for."

[Duppers]

9. Great job, Earl!! 👍

I'm passing these on!

[kimbutgar]

10. On Joy Reid today they said when MF45 heard it is killing black people more than whites that they

Decided to send out his white supporters because thy think they are invincible.

They are in for a rude awakening.

[2naSalit]

11. Nice work!

[CanonRay]

12. Brilliant

[brush]

13. Nailed it.

[Cha]

14. YES! Much better in their simple brainwashed minds to

have the CV than the dreaded OBAMACARE!

Perfect.. TY, EarlG!

[gibraltar72]

15. Spelling is essenial.

[tiredtoo]

22. I see what you did there.

[gibraltar72]

30. that boy is from my little hotspot

where we have 90 cases 11 deaths. I'm pretty proud.

[Javaman]

16. All are in the same font. Funny that nt

[klook]

19. And it looks like Comic Sans at that!

Comic Sans criminals!

[bucolic_frolic]

17. Someone should be tracking those fools

to see their COVID-19 rate in a few weeks.

[Cha]

25. Excellent idea!

[DENVERPOPS]

18. There is a much more devastating illness sweeping this country

It's principal symptom must be extreme pain brought on by any and all thinking......
The disease is called "twiddle dee dee and twiddle dee dumb" syndrome.....
It is brought on by watching only FOX TV and listening to RightWing talk shows on the radio. period.....
That, and that alone, has obviously proven that it is an excellent procedure for brain washing....
You are looking at the proof all over America. It's no longer a hypothesis, but now reliably and scientifically proven without a doubt.

If I were religious, at this point I would say: God Help Us All.............Although, I have to say, if there were
a God, she/he/it wouldn't let this be happening to us..............Or at least make it so the RepubliCONs were the only ones that could catch Covid19 for starters.......

[dalton99a]

20. Perfect.

[Soph0571]

21. Hehehehehe and again hehehehehehe

Fucking genius and take a bow

[tiredtoo]

23. Great work EarlG

And i also stole a few, thank you.

[ProfessorGAC]

24. Fine Post Earl

Prompted some clever replies, too.

[malaise]

26. Quite brilliant

Rec

[cp]

27. Creative!

My favorite: "good news ladies I'm single"
Thank you!

[bucolic_frolic]

28. Better Red and Dead

just to own the libs!

[niyad]

29. Spot on, EsrlG. When I first read the title of the thread, my immediate response was "because

I am just too stupid to live", but none of them are that self-aware.

[turbinetree]

31. Thank you for making my day Earl G you did it again.................

[McCamy Taylor]

33. Obviously Photoshopped

Because no one spelled moron "moran".

[McKim]

34. Excellent!!!!!!

Excellent, I wish this could be an in person demonstration at a different location. Parodying and making fun of these idiots might just get some coverage and it is perfect way to deal with these ignorant “morans”.

[KT2000]

35. Excellent!

they are all great, especially the child abuse one. How can this not be a chargeable offense?

[lindysalsagal]

36. It's illegal to deface the american flag like that.

No, really. It is. You can't put anything on the flag.

[Moral Compass]

37. I want to know who funded this crap

Who paid for that fake flag with the orange fuckstick’s face on it?

Looks pretty expensive.

This is serious astroturfing here.

Media needs to stop acting like this is a large number of people and that this was a spontaneous set of protests.

[Shermann]

38. 'MURICA!

You don't hear about all the pussies locked down in shithole countries standing up against their totalitarian fear-mongering leaders.

That crap don't fly here.

MAGA!

[Blue Owl]

39. K&R

[Hiawatha Pete]

40. Absolutely Brilliant!

You win the internet today IMHO

[ZenDem]

41. Your choice of font is perfect.

Comic Sans...the font of failures throughout the nation.

[UncleNoel]

42. Great job! Publish them somewhere!!

[LuckyCharms]

43. Excellent! n/t

[SoonerPride]

44. Kick

[90-percent]

45. Do you mind

Do you mind if I already put one up at FB?

(bitmapped & renamed. NOT A LINK, in other words)

-90% Jimmy