Shitshow coming up

[malaise]

whenever

[HipChick]

1. Ready..

[Blue Owl]

2. Give us this day our daily loaf (*plop*)

[malaise]

6. More like load

needing fourteen flushes - bet he attacks the Speaker

[dhol82]

9. Oh, def! That's going to be quite a rant.

[dem4decades]

3. I'd rather watch 5 year old golf then local news. But thanks for the warning.

[Cattledog]

4. The Shakespeare of Shit!

[malaise]

7. Nicely played

although the Bard just rolled over in his grave

[dalton99a]

13. The likes of which no sewage system has ever seen before

[Disaffected]

14. and The Bard of Bullshit.

[Celerity]

32. +100000

[nolabear]

5. Well he's certainly not going to make the trains run on time.

[malaise]

8. I see what you did there

[dhol82]

11. As if!

However, I hope he achieves the same end.

[brewens]

10. His stepping all over Birx yesterday made me realize he doesn't even bother to work

with his team at all. If Birx thought the China numbers would be an issue, she probably would have done things differently. They have to go out there and deal with Trump showing them up.

He screwed the keynote speaker at the prayer breakfast. No way that dude would have given the presentation he did if he knew Trump would totally contradict him. That had to piss off the guys running that thing too. Of course all the love your enemy thing was bullshit and they all knew it, but they like to at least pretend to be Christians. They didn't need Trump blowing it up.

[malaise]

12. Rude, nasty and uncouth

That's the criminally negligent Con

[hlthe2b]

15. He'll be in rare form after Pelosi's calling him out as a "weak leader" on Fox earlier.

Not to mention all the Governors who called him out today. Not to mention a scorching discussion of him by Piers Morgan on CNN this AM. And I'm sure there is a lot more I've missed.

Rare form, indeed.

[bullwinkle428]

21. GUARAN-DAMN-TEE...it's going to be an "airing of grievances", with Nancy P. as target #1.

[cayugafalls]

16. The Dump and Dense Task Farce and Pony Show!

Get 'yer tickets and watch the circus clown.

In the center ring, The Orange Shitgibbon and his trained monkeys!

Keep your hands in your pockets and on your wallets folks, those monkeys know how to get your dollars!

[Shermann]

17. Is there a Jaws Beach Task Force Meeting today? nt

[malaise]

18. LOL

Coming up shortly

[uponit7771]

36. 👍

[JohnnyLib2]

19. Watching KY Gov. Beshear now.

The grade will go from A to F in a hurry.

[malaise]

20. or as our English Lit teacher used to write

E- Boo!

[Alex4Martinez]

22. The daily late start, is it deliberate passive aggressiveness? Get a fucking watch, jackass!

It's become the norm, 30 to 45 to 60 minutes late, right?

Has it ever been less than 30 minutes late, has it ever begun on time???

[malaise]

23. No self respecting media would tolerate this

Most days have been well over an hour late.
And people wonder why he can't plan a damned thing. Everything starts with punctuality.

[demosincebirth]

25. Takes time to do his mop and paint his face and let it dry.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. Yes, it's a deliberate expression of disrespect.

We are beneath him, unworthy of him respecting our time.

[malaise]

26. Andrea Mitchell on now

She's been cutting him off with regularity these days

And yes it is total disrespect.

[0rganism]

27. the slow ramp

builds anticipation in his target audience and drives away others

[mentalsolstice]

28. Well it looks like the daily shitshow is constipated! nt

[Alex4Martinez]

29. Wonderful me, more wonderfulness, I'm so amazing, so smart... Look at my swab!

Governors are being so weak and helpless, good think I can tell them how to be better, tremendous, very helpful.

Look I brought a swab!

[nolabear]

30. Well, there goes a perfectly good swab.

[HipChick]

31. Nothing on deaths...more propaganda..

[IcyPeas]

33. predictions:

the cupboards were bare as they say like with the ammunition, the shelves were left empty by the previous administration

no one's ever seen anything like this, except the flu of 1917

we have the most respirators now in the world

everybody has enough supplies

we're sending help now to other countries

sleepy joe, something or other

we have to open the country up,

what'd I forget?

[likesmountains 52]

35. No ammunition...

[mia]

34. Making excuses for lack of testing.

Moving on to accolades about himself.

[uponit7771]

37. Some can "feel" how they're doing ?!

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

38. All Hail the Swab!

Not to be confused with the Q-Tip.

[uponit7771]

39. Kinda like anyone who wants a test can get a test ?!

[HipChick]

40. 40,000 dead, dead broke Americans and he wants to read praise from the WSJ?

[malaise]

48. 41,000+

Seriously I have never in my life seen anyone who lied like this monster - and with a straight face to boot. He's been lying all his fucking life.

[mia]

41. Calls himself the king of ventilators.

He's killing many softly with his quiet words. "All the swabs are coming in...."

[spanone]

81. How many people have died on ventilators?...the piece of shit couldn't care less

a 'human' totally devoid of empathy...at any level...zero...ziltch...nada

fuck him

[bullwinkle428]

42. "No communication in 1917"??? WTAF? There were plenty of case studies from the pandemic!

[IcyPeas]

44. the telegraph had already been invented.

[malaise]

50. Well that pandemic was in 1918 so he continues to get that wrong

over and over

[uponit7771]

43. False, 1.5 billion humans caught Swine flu

[Mossfern]

45. Made the right decision

on closing down? Didn't he just support the protesters yesterday?
Someone sat him down and gave him a talking to.

[uponit7771]

46. He wants a pat on the back for only killing 60,000 people

[EllieBC]

47. Avoiding it is an act of self care.

His mini rallies counteract my hypertension meds.

[coti]

49. And here's your daily reminder to stop watching it. nt

[malaise]

52. Cut media - cut the propaganda shit

Efuckingnough!

[Mossfern]

51. He's so boring

and especially orange today.
Another clip - Cuomo?

[Mossfern]

53. Of course it's Cuomo

saying nice things about him.

[IcyPeas]

54. "see, even democrat governors love me"

[malaise]

56. Should play Cuomo's Friday tape

No he won't

[nolabear]

55. And here we go, playing the praise and ignoring the criticism.

Rewriting history again. He’s portraying himself as bipartisan, when he’s demonstrating that Cuomo is.

[bullwinkle428]

57. OMG...he's trying to show everyone that Cuomo kissed his ass, and the video totally

disproves it!

[malaise]

58. selective cuts

He only lies and lies and lies

[bullwinkle428]

61. And he KNOWS it disproved him - "Why did you leave out the other part?"

[Shermann]

94. Oh good he addressed the Iran question at length

Thanks OANN!

[Mossfern]

59. What about PPE !!!!

[IcyPeas]

63. why are all the hospitals still

screaming out for equipment?

that hospital near where he grew up.... Elmhurst Hospital in Queens? aren't they still drowning?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

60. lol, they omitted the praise trump wanted everyone to see from the Cuomo video.

[HipChick]

64. Someone getting fired..

[IcyPeas]

65. I bet they will find that clip, quick.

[Glimmer of Hope]

66. Yep. How embarrassing for the King.

[Shermann]

100. If they can't even run a movie projector...

...HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY RUN THE COUNTRY?!?

See two can play that game Pubs.

[Politicub]

69. Some intern is in trouble.

And, it’s trashy that Trump read an opinion puff-piece about himself.

[JPbelgium]

62. you have enough of them...

...so can someone over there PLEASE shove a ventilator up his a**

[HipChick]

68. Lmao!

[jayfish]

67. He Must Be Challenged On The "Giving Away" of Ventilators.

He must be asked if he believes that they are his ventilators. ..if he thinks he's running a charity with public money.

[Mossfern]

70. Gowns next MONTH?

[Mossfern]

71. Is it me - or is he just rambling

I thought the briefing was late because they were waiting for his meds to kick in.
Guess not.

[IcyPeas]

72. HEY! This is supposed to be about the PANDEMIC, STUPID!

[bullwinkle428]

73. He's now in fucking "talk radio host" mode. Shut it the fuck down.

[jayfish]

74. There He Goes Again.

Asking to look at what happened with the G7 countries while we are at the bottom of the heap.

"I had a G7 call and their economies are in tatters. They're shattered." ...look at what happened to these countries."

[Mossfern]

75. Networks don't have it on.

[bullwinkle428]

76. This is like when he calls in to "Fox & Fiends", goes on for an hour, and the 3 morons have

to cut him off before he embarrasses himself any further.

[malaise]

79. Mitchell fact checking now

on testing

[IcyPeas]

77. Global Citizen Together at Home concerts raised 1.28 Million

ask trump if he watched any of it. no mention of his name at all and 2 ex-first ladies showed up. where was malaria?

[malaise]

80. just glad she wasn't there

It was fabulous

[Mossfern]

78. Pence now?

I hope he's succinct.

[Alex4Martinez]

82. MSNBC breaks from Pence's empty talk.... Andrea Mitchell offering some review

Andrea:
Trump still not taking on any role to help with testing, close to a deal on some $470B package.
House members may have to return on Wednesday, deal might be struck as early as tomorrow but does not include food stamp or state relief.

Monica Alba:
Describing showing selected clips from Cuomo's address yesterday, cherry picked clips.

Trump continues not to use the Defense Production Act in any real way, just threatens to use it.

Rumor is that he might actually invoke it, I am not buying it.

[bullwinkle428]

83. LOL...CNN now showing highlights from Cuomo's PC earlier today!

[IcyPeas]

84. hey, you.... king of ventilators.....

start making more kidney dialysis machines now too.....

this is the next machine they are running out of ....

New Covid-19 crisis hits ICUs as more patients need dialysis

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/17/health/coronavirus-kidney-dialysis-need/index.html

[malaise]

85. Wow

M$NBComcast is not showing Seema but she 'seema' way out of her depth unless it's making claims for jewelry stolen on a government trip

[bullwinkle428]

87. Can't believe she has the stones to show her face, after the report on her attempted grift.

[malaise]

90. This is one shameless

Kakistocracy

This is a political rally not a pandemic briefing

[bullwinkle428]

86. Seema Verma...the 3rd stringer, is the "medical professional" there tonight.

[bullwinkle428]

88. AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHH! "The protesters were all 6 feet apart!"

[malaise]

89. Miss OAN is back

with her hackery

[IcyPeas]

91. where's all the talk of hydroxychloroquine gone?

Link to tweet

[malaise]

92. So what exactly was he screaming Hoax about?

Fucking crazy

[malaise]

96. Here comes the melt down

with the CBS lady - keep your voice down while he's shouting

[Brother Mythos]

93. So, just another clustertrump.

[IcyPeas]

95. just relax.... to the CBS reporter

you go girrrrrl!!!!!

[malaise]

104. 41,000 dead people but he's doing great

Damn I hate this monster

[uponit7771]

97. Keep your voice down please, this guys a predator

[bullwinkle428]

98. Here's his "beat up the non-white female reporter" moment.

[IcyPeas]

107. Weijia Jiang from CBS

she is great. she has asked him tough questions before too.

[Mossfern]

99. Don't take the bait!

[Mossfern]

101. They should only have women jouralists

pushing him for answers.

[uponit7771]

102. Has anyone asked about testing amplitude and frequency per population or have the press just ...

... skipped that part now?

This is stupid on its face

[mia]

103. "Lower your voice!"

Then he shouts: "PEOPLE SHOULD THANK ME!!"

[malaise]

105. He's stark raving mad

There is no other explanation

[Glimmer of Hope]

131. My gawd.

[HipChick]

106. He's about to run off again...

can't stand the heat...

[malaise]

115. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

nailed it - attacking the CNN guy again - this lunatic can lie.

If we didn't do what we did it could be a million - of course it's his agency's estimate.

[IcyPeas]

108. trump hotels:

[malaise]

109. Great question - 40,000 dead while you're seeking self praise

Nail the scumbag

[Mossfern]

110. He's all over with irrelvant attack excuses.

Now a pity party about himself.

[malaise]

117. It's not about him

rëmember that You just don't have the sense to understand what's going on.

CNN cut his ass

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

111. Did they still f-up the video on the second try?

[Alex4Martinez]

112. "You don't have the brains you were born with" to a journalist.

...Goes on to compare self to President Lincoln.

[EllieBC]

113. Did he just compare himself to Lincoln?

I know I said I wasn’t watching but it’s train wreck.

[malaise]

119. Yep

He's effin' crazy

[uponit7771]

114. Still no questions relevant to frequency and amplitude of testing that Brix et al are ***MADE*** to

... answer.

We're still not going to get tested

[IcyPeas]

116. jeremy diamond from CNN

" 40,000 dead and your showing clips..."
So he attacks reporter
@cnn

because he doesn't like the questions

“You don’t have the brains you were born with.”-trump to CNN reporter Jeremy Diamond

[bullwinkle428]

118. "I don't know much about any of those (fast food) companies!"

[malaise]

121. Apparently he missed the Confederate flags

WTF!

[jayfish]

120. "Reagents And Swabs Are So Easy To Get."

The next question should be; "where are they then?" Why are, most of, these reporters so slow at thinking on their feet? It's infuriating.

[bullwinkle428]

122. "100,000 people at the Masters" - okay, complete bullshit. 40,000 is the daily limit.

[malaise]

124. All lies all the time

He's disgusting

[bullwinkle428]

123. Ranting about Stone and Flynn. This is fucking "Groundhog Day".

[malaise]

126. Human scum

WTF!

[HipChick]

128. That "Human Scum"

that he speaks of is going to have their eyeballs on him and his family for the rest of their lives..

[IcyPeas]

125. Michael Flynn "Lock Her Up"

[Mossfern]

127. He's in his used car salesman mode.

[uponit7771]

129. Obama administration was duped? REALLY?! They're in charge now?

[IcyPeas]

130. End of Shitshow

as he lumbers out the door

[malaise]

132. Gone over to CNN

for their comments - they are pissed about the insults to Diamond

[IcyPeas]

133. me too

I hope the CNN and other correspondents keep asking the hardball questions! it's their job!! and Weijia Jiang from CBS too. She is awesome!

(thanks for starting thread again Malaise)

[malaise]

134. Thanks for your input

I like Weijia Jiang - love her name

[IcyPeas]

135. LOL don lemon just called pres a jerk

[malaise]

136. I like Don

speaks the truth