Preview For This Week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[Top 10 Idiots]

Uh... ma'am, this is a Baskin Robbins. Either order some Mint Chocolate Chip or get out.

*canned audience laughter and applause*

This week the Top 10 is another live from home edition with a new virtual Wheel Of Corruption! Gavin Newsom takes on Trump, we recap Trump's no good week, a string of protests are upending COVID lockdowns, Vince McMahon's XFL and Neiman Marcus are the latest economic casulaties, we profile TV doctor Dr. Oz, and Fox News is actively trying to kill us. Plus in our weekly investigative piece, Top 10 Investigates, what's the deal with Trump's drug of choice hydroxychloroquine? We do a deep dive on the subject and why doing it yourself might be a bad idea. And in our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in "Holy Shit", a growing number of pastors are defying stay at home orders and our resident pastor lays out in plain detail why this is a really bad idea. Plus we have an all new People Are Dumb, because even the pandemic hasn't stopped people from being stupid! And it's time for Stupidest State 2020 Round 2! This time it's Round 2 Week 1 and we're at the United Center in Chicago where it's the Gun Nut Championship, and #2 Florida will take on #3 New Mexico for a spot in the final four!

Top 10 Conservative Idiots: Wed at 2:00 PM /shameless self promotion

[sheshe2]

1. Perhaps you should change the thread title for awhile.

Ten Top Coronavirus Idiots.

Fitting in these times.

[Top 10 Idiots]

2. Hmm... I might make a new graphic for the title logo this week.

And for the rest of the season leading to our May break.

[sheshe2]

4. ;)

[Stuart G]

3. This lady doesn't have a clue..She will go down in history as..."totally stupid"...forever...

That look on her face is all she has got, and all she will ever have..

[enid602]

5. idiots

They should change the name of these posts to 'Top 10 Coronavirus Idiots.'

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. That woman doesn't realize that those are not her choices.

There is no liberty in death, NONE.

[Initech]

9. And death doesn't favor a political party!

The virus doesn't care what your political affiliation is.

[Alex4Martinez]

7. I'm craving a Mango Temptation right about now...

...but a crazy lady is blocking my way.



Manto Temptation sign. Lower left, just a coincidence?

[Xipe Totec]

10. My favorite variation on this is Mango Kulfi

Which is a yogurt based ice cream alternative.

Sprinkled with crushed roasted pistachios and a splash or Grand Marnier orange liqueur.

Not that's worth dying for.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Order Death by Chocolate. Enjoy your last moments on Earth. nt