I thought Trump saved the oil industry.

[RandySF]

Will Texas hold hm to that?

[SoonerPride]

1. Everything he touches dies

He is the anti-Midas.

[lame54]

6. ...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=sadim%2btouch&=true

[malaise]

14. Actually he is Shidus

Everything he touches turns to shit

[underpants]

2. He's going to have to open up oil mines

Just like he did for coal in West Virginia

[muntrv]

3. I am doing my part to ensure that Trump gets royally flushed out of office this November.

[imanamerican63]

4. He lied!

[MyOwnPeace]

11. Oh, that's "Libtard" talk..............

After he gets rid of COVID-19 (they're almost there - "when it gets warm it'll disappear&quot he's gonna' cure cancer, bring back coal, make the oil industry great again, make nuclear power even cheaper and safer, and cure the common cold.

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Ooops!

I think I found a flaw in the warm weather thing!
Just a hunch but I think there are issues in Florida & Louisiana. I have a feeling it's warm there in March & April.
I could be wrong though. Maybe they have a special warm weather virus!

[MyOwnPeace]

19. Who am I.....

to argue with a Professor? Next thing you know you'll be telling me Dr. Fauci is a quack!




(Sorry, had to add those - not all of our readers are "the bestest and most brilliant" like our Dear Leader!)

[ProfessorGAC]

20. I'm Not Sayin'

But, people are sayin'...

[MyOwnPeace]

21. Oh!!!!

So you're playing the "people are sayin'" card!

[Maeve]

5. Like he saved tRump U? His casino? His airline?

You can fool some of the people all of the time....

[lame54]

7. Trump oil...

It's clear and comes in an old 2 liter soda bottle
The bestest most tremendous oil
$24.99 a bottle
His followers will love it

[Newest Reality]

8. Yes,

And I hear it prevents and cures COVID-19, so they will want to keep a big supply on hand and sip it regularly.

[samsingh]

9. or gulp it down maybe?

[Newest Reality]

10. Sure!

Consuming mass quantities is an American tradition and...you can never be too careful.

[MyOwnPeace]

13. Just so its not water...........

the EPA has loosened requirements regarding the quality of our water - but no worry - I'm sure the "TRUMP" brand will keep us all safe.

[sop]

15. You guys trying to say he's a snake oil salesman?

[MyOwnPeace]

16. Who? Professor Harold, er, Donald J........

Nah!!!!!!! Would never happen!

'What have you got to lose?"

[Bernardo de La Paz]

12. He did save it

[gratuitous]

17. I'm sure that at today's shitshow

Trump will be eager to crow about how he's bringing the price at the pump down.

[MyOwnPeace]

22. Yep!

Another brilliant move from the Master of the Deal!!!

[Laura PourMeADrink]

23. Huh? What happened? Read interesting article the other day

"why does Trump want higher oil prices?"
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/04/17/why-does-trump-want-higher-oil-prices/

But it was confusing. Dipshit Perry wants prices higher. But someone told trump he won in 2016 because prices low? But then lower prices mean banks are under-collateralized. Sure payback time for Perry silence on Ukraine fiasco.