Hey mom, tell us how you really feel!

[Alex4Martinez]

Link to tweet

[skylucy]

1. Gotta get me a flyswatter.

[malaise]

2. Get thee to the greatest page

RFN - effin' hilarious!

[rurallib]

3. That is why I turn the channel whenever he appears

I can't afford to buy a new TV every day.

[grantcart]

38. This is why we don't have any sharp instruments in the house.

If I need a pair of scissors I have to go to the garage take the block of ice with the scissors frozen in it out of the freezer and let it melt.

I almost never watch him but when I do my wife comments on how my Parkinson's is acting up. I don't have Parkinson's.

[Bettie]

4. She is all of us

and it made me laugh because I feel that way every time that anus-shaped mouth of his opens.

[BComplex]

6. Me too! My tv has heard the most foul language since trump came on the scene.

I thought dick cheney caught a lot of nasty words, but trump pulls out a whole new lexicon.

[Ohiogal]

8. You said it!

[renate]

9. the shape of his upper lip UPSETS me

It's mesmerizing. I can't look away even though it makes me queasy. It just draws the eye inexorably with its weirdness.

It alternates with the Mussolini lower lip. That one affects me in a different way--the anti-dictator-y part of me.

It's not a cute combination.

[Scarsdale]

33. The ugly mouth,

plus he looks like a lizard at times. Something with his eyes.

[CaptYossarian]

37. Did Putin's ass make him pull a lip muscle?

He always seems to be puckered when he speaks. Or it's the orangutan in him.

[Johnnie Mae]

48. Me Too

His hand gestures ànnoy and disgust me. Awkward is a euphamism. I also cannot look away no matter how awful it looks & feels. I suppose those gestures exemplify how powerless he rightly feels. Yet I think he somehow thinks his stupid looking fingers me him look all powerful. Oh, I don't understand that orange monster. Just take him away--preferably to jail. But by all means take him away.

[kimbutgar]

5. That is hilarious

Though she is calmer than me when he comes on TV. I start screaming which I end giving myself a sore throat. Now I change the channel.

[Bayard]

7. His voice, his face, his lies....

I had to start muting or changing the channel. My screaming scared the dogs.

[Delmette2.0]

22. My yelling and screaming would scare the neighbors.

[mercuryblues]

10. The wrong hair color

for her to be me. My husband hears me screaming and he comes running into the room and changes the channel. That fly swatter is the way to go.

[Raven]

11. I don't watch him but I yell from the other room:

F**K YOU, YOU ASSHOLE and my dogs run for cover.

[mtngirl47]

39. One of my grand-dogs gets real upset when I'm yelling at the TV! n/t

[GemDigger]

12. Nodding my head to that.

It seems all I do lately is argue with my TV.

[DEbluedude]

13. We are all...

...My mom.

[smirkymonkey]

14. That's great!

[Midnight Writer]

15. The good news. Talked to a friend on the phone the other day with A Republican Husband.

She tells me Trump started his Daily Shitshow, and her husband turned off the TV and said "I can't stand to even hear that idiot's voice".

One drop at a time will eventually drain that GOP bucket.

[lunatica]

16. She speaks for me.

[marlakay]

17. My first laughter of the day

So so so right on lady!

[Karadeniz]

18. Pretty sure she speaks for us all!

[Joinfortmill]

19. Made my day!

[liberalmuse]

20. I know so many people who yell at and practically assault their TV's when he's on.

[Upthevibe]

21. Kick....n/t

[Delmette2.0]

23. I hope someone shares this on his twitter.

[scarletwoman]

29. It's from Twitter - see below:

Link to tweet

?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1252303767069962241&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.democraticunderground.com%2F%3Fcom%3Dview_post%26forum%3D1002%26pid%3D13321205

[Delmette2.0]

32. I know it's from Twitter.

I thought it should be shared on Trumps hashtag (whatever that is).

[scarletwoman]

34. Sorry, I misunderstood your question.

I don't use Twitter, myself - but couldn't it be re-tweeted directly to Trump's twitter page? (not that I actually know how it works)

[Delmette2.0]

42. We are in the same non-twitter boat.

[rockfordfile]

24. She makes herself look crazy. First why watch that. Second talking to your TV

[Cha]

28. many can relate. I can't watch but everyone

is different. And, NO.. she does Not "make herself look crazy".

[abakan]

25. Oh thank you so much

I just turn off the sound, never thought about beating him with a flyswatter. Genius!!

[Cha]

26. lol.. Swat that bug, Mom!

[CottonBear]

27. I feel the same way, lady. N/T

[demtenjeep]

30. Very satisfying

thank you for that!

[Dustlawyer]

31. My mom who turns 83 in three days yells at him too every time he is on.

[Oppaloopa]

35. I do the same thing. My grandmother used to talk back to the TV now I do too.

He is such a liar.

[Oppaloopa]

36. Can someone show pt 1? I am 70

[Alex4Martinez]

44. I'll post it if I can find it, I hope you were able to watch part 2!

[Alex4Martinez]

45. Part ONE!

PART ONE

[George II]

40. Where's part 1?

[turbinetree]

41. Need a bigger fly swatter.....................

[iluvtennis]

43. LOL. That's me. Like her, I also curse out trump on the TV. Gotta go get me a fly squatter.

😂😂

[Alex4Martinez]

46. OK: Here's part ONE and part THREE:

PART ONE

PART THREE

[Blue Owl]

47. K&R