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[Brother Buzz]

1. I swear on a stack of bibles that I contracted gonorrhea from a toilet seat in Korea.

[Vinca]

2. Okay, you win the thread. What can compete with that?

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

DUzy of the week and it's only day two

[RockRaven]

3. "When your body burns this stuff with no carbohydrates what happens is you build up the clinkers"

[LuvNewcastle]

4. It's just a matter of time before they out my head in a jar.

[CurtEastPoint]

5. It looks like he has testicles on either side of his droopy face

[marble falls]

6. And that's not his nose and mouth. You can surgically tighten facial skin so much.

[Brainfodder]

7. Mr. Irrelevant #666?

[LuckyCharms]

8. "I'm dead".

[captain queeg]

12. That's what I was thinking. Dying keeps you safe from the virus.

His soul left long ago

[Midnight Writer]

9. "Kunda astralta montose eargrets gut nos veratoos Kanda amantos. Kanda!"*

*Spell from Necronomicon Ex Mortis to allow Kandarian Demons to cross into our world

[Thomas Hurt]

10. See how old you can grow to be on self-righteousness and hate...

[cayugafalls]

11. If each of you gives just 1200 dollars, I'll send you this limited edition autographed depends.

[Kid Berwyn]

14. "I fear America becoming a fascist theocracy." -- Frank Zappa