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I swear on a stack of bibles that I contracted gonorrhea from a toilet seat in Korea. Brother Buzz Apr 2020 #1

Okay, you win the thread. What can compete with that? Vinca Apr 2020 #2

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Apr 2020 #13

"When your body burns this stuff with no carbohydrates what happens is you build up the clinkers" RockRaven Apr 2020 #3

It's just a matter of time before they out my head in a jar. LuvNewcastle Apr 2020 #4

It looks like he has testicles on either side of his droopy face CurtEastPoint Apr 2020 #5

And that's not his nose and mouth. You can surgically tighten facial skin so much. marble falls Apr 2020 #6

Mr. Irrelevant #666? Brainfodder Apr 2020 #7

"I'm dead". LuckyCharms Apr 2020 #8

That's what I was thinking. Dying keeps you safe from the virus. captain queeg Apr 2020 #12

"Kunda astralta montose eargrets gut nos veratoos Kanda amantos. Kanda!"* Midnight Writer Apr 2020 #9

See how old you can grow to be on self-righteousness and hate... Thomas Hurt Apr 2020 #10

If each of you gives just 1200 dollars, I'll send you this limited edition autographed depends. cayugafalls Apr 2020 #11

"I fear America becoming a fascist theocracy." -- Frank Zappa Kid Berwyn Apr 2020 #14

Brother Buzz

(36,407 posts)

1. I swear on a stack of bibles that I contracted gonorrhea from a toilet seat in Korea.

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:22 PM

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Vinca

(50,248 posts)

2. Okay, you win the thread. What can compete with that?

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:23 PM

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malaise

(268,844 posts)

13. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #1)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:58 PM

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DUzy of the week and it's only day two

RockRaven

(14,950 posts)

3. "When your body burns this stuff with no carbohydrates what happens is you build up the clinkers"

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:23 PM

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LuvNewcastle

(16,843 posts)

4. It's just a matter of time before they out my head in a jar.

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:26 PM

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CurtEastPoint

(18,634 posts)

5. It looks like he has testicles on either side of his droopy face

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:28 PM

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marble falls

(57,055 posts)

6. And that's not his nose and mouth. You can surgically tighten facial skin so much.

Reply to CurtEastPoint (Reply #5)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:30 PM

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Brainfodder

(6,423 posts)

7. Mr. Irrelevant #666?

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:30 PM

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LuckyCharms

(17,421 posts)

8. "I'm dead".

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:31 PM

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captain queeg

(10,131 posts)

12. That's what I was thinking. Dying keeps you safe from the virus.

Reply to LuckyCharms (Reply #8)

Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:57 PM

Apr 2020

His soul left long ago

Midnight Writer

(21,733 posts)

9. "Kunda astralta montose eargrets gut nos veratoos Kanda amantos. Kanda!"*

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:35 PM

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*Spell from Necronomicon Ex Mortis to allow Kandarian Demons to cross into our world

Thomas Hurt

(13,903 posts)

10. See how old you can grow to be on self-righteousness and hate...

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 05:59 PM

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cayugafalls

(5,639 posts)

11. If each of you gives just 1200 dollars, I'll send you this limited edition autographed depends.

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 06:35 PM

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Kid Berwyn

(14,848 posts)

14. "I fear America becoming a fascist theocracy." -- Frank Zappa

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Mon Apr 20, 2020, 07:11 PM

Apr 2020