"Jesus is my vaccine"

[SouthernCal_Dem]

[Solly Mack]

1. Hmm. His family can put that on his casket blanket.

Wonder what flower goes with stupid.

[Doodley]

2. If Jesus is the vaccine, how come so many members of church congregations have died?

[Raine]

3. Well I guess he's well taken care

of then, no worries then unless God is too busy looking out for people who aren't deliberately ignorant and stupid. God may have no time for fools ... ”God helps those who help themselves ”.

[Blue Owl]

4. I'm going to walk on the freeway -- Jesus will shield me

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

5. I foresee a Craig's List ad for a green Mack truck cab.

Cheap.

[Xolodno]

6. Jesus also said...

...don't tempt God. In other words, don't put your life in danger thinking God will intervene. His ministry was about treating others. And his miracles were about helping others....


...He was a classic liberal Jew.

These assholes need to read the Bible.

[Marie Marie]

7. Good Luck with that nonsense.

[3catwoman3]

8. He might be meeting Jesus sooner...

...rather than later.

Concrete for brains.

[stopbush]

9. Jesus said illnesses were caused by demons.

How is it that god knew so little about science?

[Jamastiene]

10. I have put up with assholes like those my whole life.

I cannot help but hope they learn different very soon.

[KT2000]

11. Is this in Washington?

The building looks familiar and the idiots too.

[SouthernCal_Dem]

14. It's Pennsylvania.

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/jesus-is-my-vaccine-hundreds-of-protesters-gather-without-protective-gear-in-pennsylvania/

[Crunchy Frog]

12. I can't wait to see how effective it is.

[DFW]

13. This is exactly what the Germans meant when they started telling the joke of the day:

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"What borders on stupid?"

Mexico and Canada.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. Those yellow flags.......

Always appropriate at times like this.....