there i go, checking LBN to see if trump's dead yet

[orleans]

i do this every now and then

always a disappointment

[BigmanPigman]

1. I wake up and turn on CNN to see if his death occurred yet.

I also check in on DU throughout the day...if it is REAL news, it is already on DU.

[Jamastiene]

2. It always is.

Sooner or later, nature will take its course at least, I hope, unless death is gonna cheat us and make us keep him. Sometimes, I wish I could put him and Pence both in a box with a big bow on top and mail them both back to Putin. He wanted the loser so bad. Let him keep him. Let Trump run Russia for a while, but no, I don't want to do that. I don't hate the Russian people.

[smirkymonkey]

3. I pray for this daily.

And I'm not even religious. But I will be if he suddenly bites it. It will prove to me that there is a benevolent creator.

[sprinkleeninow]

5. that does my soul well to hear, for you that is...

we should all be ready in expectation of wonders

i have 'religion' and believe in sowing and reaping as a 'principle' that works always

[Solly Mack]

4. It's number one my list for breaking news.

[Scarsdale]

11. Imagine how high the ratings

will be for the first channel to break the news? tRump should do this, so he can beat the ratings for every show on TV. Imagine the cheering throngs of people?

[Solly Mack]

15. Do it live on camera and the ratings would be historic.

And the YouTube views would be the highest ever achieved.

[rampartc]

6. no need to check

i think the sound of millions of people celebrating will wake you up.

[bringthePaine]

7. still good to start the day with an act of sheer optimism...

[Moostache]

8. Soon....

The champagne awaits the blessed news..

I am Romney's creepy son...

[Pacifist Patriot]

9. Only reason I allow news notifications on my phone.

Dreaming of the day that comes through.

[Ford_Prefect]

10. We could each send him a complimentary order of Freedom Fries...

[malaise]

12. It's the first thing I check every morning - IHDY! n/t

[Martin Eden]

13. Reminds me of the old joke where a guy goes to the newsstand every day

He buys a newspaper, glances at the headlines, then tosses the paper away in disgust.

The vendor asks why he pays for a paper every day without actually reading it, and the guy replies he's checking to see if someone has died.

But sir, the obituaries are in the back section of the newspaper.

When this sonofabitch dies, it'll be on the front page!

[hlthe2b]

14. No but rumour has it, NK's Kim Jong-Un MAY be...

[Blue Owl]

16. Keep those grave-dancing shoes laced and ready

n/t

[SouthernCal_Dem]

17. We need this now more than ever. nt

[struggle4progress]

18. His death would be negligible in comparison to the number of flu deaths we have every year

I think I heard something like that from somebody somewhere sometime

[Hermit-The-Prog]

19. I want him in prison for however many years his appeals last, and then hang him.

After hanging him for crimes against humanity, stand the corpse up for the firing squad for his treason. Then let New York have the corpse to imprison for tax fraud.