OK, time for a light hearted thread! Let's play...."What can Republicans not claim anymore?"

[essme]

I'll go first with a few ideas:

Family values...seriously-- gave that one up with a thrice married man who paid off a porn star!

Boot Straps! "Where's my stimulus check??"

Religion -- what denomination is the orange clown anyway? Has anyone actually ever seen him in a regular church service?

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Personal Responsibility

States Rights

[Wounded Bear]

2. Basic humanity...nt

[lapfog_1]

3. fiscal responsibilty.

[Brother Mythos]

17. "Fiscal Responsibility" is one of my GOP (Greedy Oligarchs' Posse) favorites!

[sheshe2]

4. a heart, brain or soul.

[scrabblequeen40]

5. law and order!

[Ohiogal]

6. Claiming to be pro life!

[mindem]

7. Pro Life

[Doreen]

8. KINDNESS

COMPASSION
LOVE

[ooky]

9. Compassionate conservatism.

[2naSalit]

24. I was going to say that.

[Walleye]

10. Balanced budget

[texasfiddler]

11. Family values

[Jeebo]

12. The Moral Majority.

Now they're the Immoral Minority.

-- Ron

[bdamomma]

27. More

now a death cult.

[RainCaster]

13. Intelligence

Yeah, that one's gone for good

[brewens]

14. Support the troops.

Pardoning a war criminal and firing an aircraft carrier captain for looking out for his crew.

[SoonerPride]

21. Don't forget they voted for a creep who mocked a POW

I swear to god I thought they would roast him alive when he mocked McCain but they just let it slide. Disgusting.

[JDC]

15. "Patriotism"

[Snarkoleptic]

16. Moral High Ground.

n/t

[gibraltar72]

18. Average intelligence.

[Stallion]

19. They are the Recession/Depression Party

3 straight recessions if not Depressions in 3 straight Republican administrations all tied to poor government oversight -they suck at government.

[SoonerPride]

20. Keeping America Safe

Under Ws watch the CIC ignored his daily briefings and 9/11 ensued

Under Agolf Twitler they ignored numerous warnings and alarm bells and 100 9/11s have ensued.

[Arkansas Granny]

22. Pro-life. Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick says 'there are more important things than living'

[jimlup]

23. Tough on Russia

Only when it suits them. Not so much anymore.

[bdamomma]

25. Keeping the

deficit down. Yea sure

[Sunriser13]

26. Me.

That they give a shit about anybody but themselves and their fucking pocketbook.

Their stupidity will more than likely kill my body.

They have NEVER had my heart, mind, body, or soul, and they never will.

[jmowreader]

28. I have heard he is a Presbyterian

I have also heard that the reason Notre Dame Cathedral caught fire was he went in. So, y’know, I don’t think he’s all that religious.

[keithbvadu2]

29. Ethics, integrity, morality, honor.

[Qutzupalotl]

30. Principles.

Moral absolutism.

[Fozzledick]

31. To be "republicans". They've shown themselves to be monarchists.

[abqtommy]

32. Instead of claiming to be The Party Of Lincoln they now have to claim to be The Party of

Drinkin'! And to excess too!

[betsuni]

33. They'll always have guns, tho.

Might be the only thing left on the shelf.