Roots: wypipo edition

[Dennis Donovan]

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[dewsgirl]

1. This is excellent..🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Dennis Donovan]

2. "So I did what any sane person would do and cut a photo of her index finger..."

[Midnightwalk]

3. That's good nt

[Solly Mack]

4. I don't even know what to do with that.

[PunkinPi]

5. When I saw her the other day,

I told my SO that there's no way that her roots grew out that quickly. Glad to see the math to back me up.

[Hortensis]

6. Lol, gives roots of oppression a whole new meaning.

Oh, my people.

May this one live with this forever.

[Raven123]

7. The video's creator is quite the investigative reporter. Gotta say I would never have pursued this.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Probably a symptom of the reporter's extreme boredom.

There's a lot of that going around these days.

[Raven123]

17. I wish some reporters were half as diligent

[Maeve]

8. The drug store and/or grocery has a five minute solution for that

Seriously, root kits are cheap and easy to use--did min for years (until I realized my natural silver looks fabulous!)

[ProfessorGAC]

10. I Think She Was Already There

In her tiny mind dying her roots gray would make a point.
Then a teenager blows up her fraud!

[ehrnst]

11. ERMEGERG....not DATA!!!!! No FAIR using MATH to respond to someone's righteous anger....

[LeftInTX]

12. The wypipo's last root job appears to be from February or January

Trust me on this. I am a wypipo with roots myself!!!!

Her roots are not 2.7 inches...LOL
She also has white hair which kinda sucks..LOL
Also some hair types are resistant and the dye washes out. Successive dye jobs improve the adherence.

My last dye job was in early February...I do my own roots...but now with this stay at home stuff, I'm just plain old lazy..LOL

Back to my wypipo roots: My daughter was scheduled to be married on April 25th, so I was gonna dye my roots several weeks ago..LOL...So, if this wypipo in this video was gonna have her roots done in April, then she is overdue!!

The wypipo has many options: She can wear a baseball cap, she can wear a wide brim hat, she can learn to do her own hair...or she can take solace in the fact that no one will see her unless she shows her face publicly.

She can also pay her hairdresser for missed appointments.

Wypipo...first world problems!!!!!!!

[wendyb-NC]

13. Lol, too funny.

[McCamy Taylor]

14. I love math

[luvs2sing]

15. Oh, honey, those roots ain't nothin'.

I stopped coloring my hair in December. Got it cut really short, so the growing out process would be fairly painless. I haven’t had my hair colored since February, so now I have weird, short, shapeless, half red, half white hair. I’ve been making headscarves out of leggings to cover it.

But I’m still staying home.

[CaptYossarian]

16. Great math!

But can the reporter make a radio out of coconuts?