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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsGood news. My free tanker of oil showed up with a check for $147,000.
They parked it in my driveway and left.

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Good news. My free tanker of oil showed up with a check for $147,000. (Original Post)
Renew Deal
Apr 2020
OP
You got screwed, dude! You should have held out for more cash. And a coupon for a Big Gulp.
Midnight Writer
Apr 2020
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lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)1. LOL - where do I sign up?
empedocles
(15,751 posts)2. Good
cloudbase
(6,202 posts)3. Go big!
I retired off the tanker Alaskan Frontier. 1.2 million barrel capacity.

It doesn't quite fit in my driveway, though, and it's a pain in the ass to parallel park.
That will pay for the waterfront property I can park it on. Hope the neighbors don't mind.
PSPS
(15,263 posts)5. Good news everyone!
Midnight Writer
(25,206 posts)6. You got screwed, dude! You should have held out for more cash. And a coupon for a Big Gulp.
