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And now Mr. and Mrs. 45 will fail at shoveling dirt into a hole. (Original Post) nolabear Apr 2020 OP
It's hard in high heels. captain queeg Apr 2020 #1
Actually that applies to both of them since he wears lifts in his shoes captain queeg Apr 2020 #4
They try so hard to appear human. Solly Mack Apr 2020 #2
And fail soooooo completely. niyad Apr 2020 #6
Don't need special sunglasses to see their true form Solly Mack Apr 2020 #9
Oh, that poor tree!! niyad Apr 2020 #3
It's doomed. Everything Trump touches dies. The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2020 #7
looks like Melania wasn't programmed for that action Skittles Apr 2020 #5
Did you catch the "happy birthday, by the way" jberryhill Apr 2020 #8
This from the twitterfield is golden. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #10
Perfect. niyad Apr 2020 #11
Oh, that's good canetoad Apr 2020 #21
The headstone: HERE LIES THE U.S.A. Doreen Apr 2020 #25
That was MY sign at a "Save the ACA" rally. BigmanPigman Apr 2020 #32
Cool Doreen Apr 2020 #40
Hey Donnie you sure there isn't a bodybag in that hole? Blue Owl Apr 2020 #12
Two scoops, then he's out of there Brother Buzz Apr 2020 #13
That's the most manual labor he's ever done. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #19
You think the Pences missed the hole on purpose? nolabear Apr 2020 #14
Granted, I am no landscape architect, but I have planted a few trees and bushes in my time. niyad Apr 2020 #15
Social Distancing from a tree? sheshe2 Apr 2020 #17
He is a germophobe, and who knows what that living thing might be carrying? niyad Apr 2020 #36
They truly suck at everything. Jamastiene Apr 2020 #16
Is there anything these two can't royally fuck up? smirkymonkey Apr 2020 #18
The last tree he planted died. Historic NY Apr 2020 #20
...and was claimed as the loss of an orchard on his taxes. JHB Apr 2020 #41
its no good MFM008 Apr 2020 #22
6 feet? Doreen Apr 2020 #27
Although he thinks he's God, he will be in a hole eventually, and left to history. NNadir Apr 2020 #42
He's always got to be The Boss. Has to direct every move of everyone. Control freak. Midnight Writer Apr 2020 #23
LoL burrowowl Apr 2020 #24
But doesn't everybody wear sky-high stiletto heels to shovel dirt for a new tree? calimary Apr 2020 #26
I could not see. Her mind would be worse I'm sure. rusty quoin Apr 2020 #30
No, that pice of contemptible accuracy was a jacket. niyad Apr 2020 #37
Burying the republic. dchill Apr 2020 #28
That's so inspiring to a cult member. WTF? rusty quoin Apr 2020 #29
We shouldn't be so hard on her lunatica Apr 2020 #31
50th Earth Day. 🌳 nt Raine Apr 2020 #33
tRump could fill it more easily by pooping into it, but tree would die. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Apr 2020 #34
If there was any gold in that hole, I bet she could dig it. dawg Apr 2020 #35
It will be dead in a week. Everything he touches dies. Hotler Apr 2020 #38
My husband did say "Don't they plant little ones?" nolabear Apr 2020 #39
 

jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
8. Did you catch the "happy birthday, by the way"
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 12:30 AM
Apr 2020

Melanoma’s birthday is on the 26th, but I guess Pence’s wife doesn’t see her any too often.

niyad

(113,205 posts)
15. Granted, I am no landscape architect, but I have planted a few trees and bushes in my time.
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 12:39 AM
Apr 2020

Never in high heels, never in a suit, and never from six feet away (Now he does social distancing??) That was just plain embarrassing to watch.

Jamastiene

(38,187 posts)
16. They truly suck at everything.
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 12:49 AM
Apr 2020

Even I can put dirt in a hole better than that and I'm a total dork with zero physical grace whatsoever.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
18. Is there anything these two can't royally fuck up?
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 01:11 AM
Apr 2020

How damn hard can it be to shovel dirt from one place to another? They are so pathetic!

NNadir

(33,509 posts)
42. Although he thinks he's God, he will be in a hole eventually, and left to history.
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 12:56 PM
Apr 2020

He will be despised for eternity as a result, since history will not forgive.

In history, the likes of Lindsay Graham, Moscow Mitch, Kavanaugh and the like will also be linked to his reputation.

It won't be pretty.

calimary

(81,179 posts)
26. But doesn't everybody wear sky-high stiletto heels to shovel dirt for a new tree?
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 02:01 AM
Apr 2020

I noticed she had an olive-colored coat. That wouldn't be the same one that had "I really don't care, do u?" on the back, is it?

lunatica

(53,410 posts)
31. We shouldn't be so hard on her
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 02:36 AM
Apr 2020

She had to interrupt her hard work building the tennis court to do this. And she had to synchronize with him which is obviously a failing proposition.

And like Ginger Rogers she did it all in high heels.

dawg

(10,622 posts)
35. If there was any gold in that hole, I bet she could dig it.
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 08:34 AM
Apr 2020

(It's just a joke. My apologies for the fact that it's a little misogynistic. I would've made it about him if she were the rich one.)

Hotler

(11,409 posts)
38. It will be dead in a week. Everything he touches dies.
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 10:08 AM
Apr 2020

I bet that tree has been there and is not new. They had the lawn crew dig it out a little bit to make it look like they planted it.

nolabear

(41,956 posts)
39. My husband did say "Don't they plant little ones?"
Thu Apr 23, 2020, 10:10 AM
Apr 2020

It’s got a suspiciously groomed plot of ground around that trunk.

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