I no longer wish to see someone sneeze in Trump's ugly face.

[11 Bravo]

It would scare the shit out of him, but recently two Australian doctors have posited that the Coronavirus can be transmitted via farts.

Ergo, I have a new preferred method of frightening Lard Butt.

[Solly Mack]

1. Perhaps a hard sneeze that produces some gassy slippage?

[11 Bravo]

2. Nice! A two-fer!

[Solly Mack]

3. My mind works in warped ways.

[Solomon]

11. Lol

[saidsimplesimon]

4. Rec for the laugh, thank you

[MyOwnPeace]

5. Butt..............

what if the post was serious? (and no, the title is NOT misspelled!}

REC for that, too!

[11 Bravo]

10. The part about the Australian physicians WAS serious.

(And now that I think about it, so was the part expressing a desire for someone to fart in Lard Butt's face.)

[lunatica]

6. LOL!

Let’s all fart in his general direction!

[MyOwnPeace]

12. It's been done before in history...............

[lunatica]

13. Yes, it's a proven strategy.

[lame54]

8. don't bring an air gun to a bazooka fight...

Trump is well armed in this aspect

[Blue Owl]

9. Huff little baby, don't you cry

Huff, Donald... HUFF!