Your daily shitshow is off and running

[malaise]

Great progress

[malaise]

1. Someone exciting is going to tell us all how the virus reacts in sunlight

[Mossfern]

2. Obama?

[malaise]

4. Nah - I think the CoOn has used the word incredible

six ties already this evening

[chillfactor]

3. Watching CNN

they currently not covering it yet

[malaise]

8. They appear to only be carry the scientists and the Q & A

[Solomon]

5. I hope someone gets his ass today.

Sincerely.

[underpants]

6. Rewashing masks. This muh would resell a steak if he could.

I’m in today Malaise.

[Yonnie3]

7. Regrettably I am missing it.

I had nothing else to do.

[displacedtexan]

25. I wish I could heart or thumbs up your reply!

You just made my day!

[JohnnyLib2]

9. He's reading surprisingly fast.

Talking fast, too.
Buckle down, reporters.....

[Mossfern]

10. Less bragging today

interesting.
Hey Pence - NJ has not passed it's peak.

[underpants]

11. Notice Pence has to do the compassion and empathy

Trump actually steps aside. “Here, he’ll do that thing I can’t.”

[Mossfern]

13. Pence is also taking over the bragging

They all read in a monotone.
Mike isn't doing it for me at all.
I still feel like I'm being gaslighted.

[Ilsa]

60. Trump would never admit he couldn't.

He'd just say he didn't want to.

[bullwinkle428]

12. Did Pence really say that he would show how sunlight and heat has a genuinely

detrimental effect on the virus? Someone better share the news about Florida.

[Caliman73]

20. Guess he is also taking over the lying.

We don't know if seasonal change will affect the virus but signs are not promising.

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2239380-will-the-spread-of-covid-19-be-affected-by-changing-seasons/

and for a more academic view

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/news-perspective/2020/04/experts-covid-19-pandemic-unlikely-ebb-weather-warms


They are such lying pieces of shit.

[underpants]

23. That was China's story on SARS

Because the mass quarantine story didn’t sell in forced focus groups.

[malaise]

14. Bill Bryan - the DHS tool to challenge the medical experts

This will be fun

[malaise]

15. Solar light kills it

[underpants]

17. Oh god. They are doing the China excuse.

This guy is talking so fast (nervous I understand) I’d be like “No. I really don’t want the timeshare”

Now I know why Fauci isn’t there today.

[malaise]

22. It's much worse than thiat - who is Bill Bryan

https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/reject-corrupt-homeland-security-nominee-william-n-bryan
<snip>

Stop corruption in the U.S. Department of Homeland Security.

Whistleblower Aid’s courageous client, Robert Ivy, has evidence of serious crimes implicating William Bryan, current nominee for Undersecretary of Science and Technology at the Department of Homeland Security. Tell the Senate not to confirm Bryan.

While Bryan and Ivy worked at the Department of Energy, Bryan led a multinational team tasked with creating heating and electricity plans for two consecutive Ukrainian winters. But Bryan aligned his team with Ukrainian coal and steel oligarch and billionaire Rinat Akhmetov, subverting US policy and national security.

You might have heard of Akhmetov—Paul Manafort plead guilty to criminal charges for taking money from the political party Akhmetov funded. Akhmetov has now corrupted another American, this time inside the U.S. civil service.

After Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014, Bryan capitalized on crisis. He used government resources to further enrich corrupt Ukrainians like Akhmetov. And he used official connections to get work for his private firm, ValueBridge Energy Group.

Bryan also committed perjury. Whistleblower Aid’s client can show that in August, Bryan lied to Senators about his dealings in Ukraine. Officials like William Bryan are a threat to the rule of law and American democracy.

The Senate is considering Bryan's nomination right now. Sign and share this petition to tell the Senate to reject Bryan’s nomination.

[underpants]

26. Damn you are spot on. I was just looking him up

[malaise]

27. DU is the greatest

[Alex4Martinez]

71. Him thinks his light and heat idea will be the CURE for the invisible enemy.

[malaise]

74. My question is simple

Why is the entire Caribbean on lock down - we should have been sent to the beach!

[Volaris]

64. Is it the Vampire Virus?

I'm actually not sure what happened here. We spent 200 years building the Enlightenment into a nationstate, and spend not a small amount of tax dollars annually to make sure that keeps going...

And the federal fuck government doesnt seem to grasp the fact that a virus is not actually alive of it's own volition.

[malaise]

67. When an ignorant fool is given two hours a day for over a month

to disrespect and undermine experts, there is a clear assault on reason.

Never have I seen such misinformation paraded as knowledge

[Volaris]

75. I know I agree...but they have to be getting this woo from somewhere,

Or are they LITERALLY just pulling it out of their ass everyday, and then deciding that last nights dinner will solve the problem?

This is to say nothing of the fact that Pence must be the most neutered and unambitious politician in this nation's history. ANY other vice president would started making calls about the 25th Amendment MONTHS AGO, just out of sheer opportunism. Instead, he shows up at 3pm everyday for his bosses afternoon ballicking like trump found the peanut butter again.

[Blue_true]

96. Thanks for cuing me in. I am low on garlic, particularly garlic necklaces.

[Blue_true]

99. What has happened is the evangelical dominated modern Republican Party.

Facts don't matter to that crowd, if facts get in the way of their bullshit. This has been building since McCarthyism, then along came a soulless conman who was better at the con than Nixon or Reagan.

[Mossfern]

16. Sooo.......

If I turn the heat all the way up and run the humidifier - I'm good.
I can run a sunlamp too.

[malaise]

18. He'd better explain how it moved from 98 to 252 in sunny Jamaica

Last edited Thu Apr 23, 2020, 06:38 PM - Edit history (1)

[HipChick]

19. Right..

Was going to say South Florida too...

[spanone]

21. we're back to 'the sun will destroy the virus'

we've been down this bullshit road again....

[malaise]

29. He trotted out a corrupt MoFo for this one

caught up with Manafort, Ukraine and more

He is beyond desperate.

[spanone]

33. Dr. Fauci is not there today, this will be a Fact-Free zone.

motherhumpers

[malaise]

35. He will be exposed faster than the speed of light

This will be fun.

[underpants]

36. 🌤

[Mossfern]

24. Sunlamps for everyone

make sure we get the Trump goggles.
Never mind the skin cancer.

[underpants]

34. 😎

[malaise]

39. He should be locked up for trying to pull this fast one on the American people

This is criminal

[Alex4Martinez]

28. Trump thinks we can put light or alcohol inside the body, that's his new big idea.

They're gonna look into that, it's his idea, it could be tremendous, this will probably blow over by summer.

There's more alcohol and light in the summer, yanno.

[Mossfern]

30. I'm putting alcohol into my body

as I post.
All good.

[PatSeg]

88. He really did ask if we could inject the alcohol

into the body. I had to rewind to be sure I heard him correctly. Hey, why not bleach too!

[uponit7771]

31. That doesn't answer the question, NOLA exploded and there were already summer like conditions

[ecstatic]

32. How long before UV wands are sold out on Amazon?

I guess I can finally put my UV lamp for nails to use.

[underpants]

40. Will my bug zapper work?

[Blue_true]

102. Test it.

Try it on someone's butt first. After you zap them, wait a day and swab their nasal passage.

[underpants]

104. I actually have one of those.

Works great on ground bees. Not enough spark to cook a hot dogs though.

[flotsam]

122. Yeah they're pretty good

But when you have a big bug killing them is like the execution scene with the Cajun in the Green Mile....an extended sparking episode with bug smoke...Ick!

[uponit7771]

43. UVC has already found to be work but this guys report is vague so Trump can say he's right

... there's so many holes in what this guy is saying.

Bottom line if summer weather stopped this bug NOLA wouldn't have exploded

[Alex4Martinez]

37. DHS William Bryan: "I'm not a real doctor" were he to be honest.

Mr. Bryan holds a Master of Science in strategic intelligence from the Joint Military Intelligence College in Washington, D.C. He also graduated Summa Cum Laude with a Bachelor of Science in logistics systems management from Colorado Technical University in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

[dalton99a]

41. Impressive credentials

[malaise]

47. Was involved with Manafort, Ukraine and more

Slick, fast-talking - 100% BS -lies and more lies.

I hope these people go to prison for this misinformation

[uponit7771]

38. WOW !!! This guy is one bastard ... Summer weather has ***NOT*** proven to stop spread. It doesn't

... matter about if half life when spread is so high with a Ro of 5.7

[malaise]

44. Slick, fast-talking - a fucking crook

This is bullshit on steroids

[underpants]

46. Fauci not there. We know why now. This feels like an epic fail video.

Not good.

[uponit7771]

57. +1, they do everything to prop the market ... they're crooked bastards

[Blue_true]

103. Sadly for us, covid19 isn't watching the bullshit show. It's going to do what it does.

The lies will be exposed soon enough.

[Mossfern]

42. I'm gonna

put my hands in the sun.

[Blue_true]

111. Well, you're at least have a nice tan on your hands.

[ecstatic]

45. At least we know why Fauci won't be making an appearance today.

Unbef*ckinglievable!

[malaise]

49. I cannot believe he is this brazen

This bunch is criminal

[malaise]

55. He doesn't agree with Dr Fauci on testing

This is madness on steroids

[uponit7771]

66. Red Don didn't like Fauci et al speaking up yesterday

[Mossfern]

48. Trumps response to increasing preparedness during summer...

"Everyone's going to go outside a lot."
Brilliant.

[Blue_true]

112. Once a person has covid19 inside them, it doesn't matter where they go.

So he is saying Floridians give up AC? I wish him luck with that.

[underpants]

50. Reporter just provided them a PLANNING! GET ON THIS IN THE SUMMER TIME

heads up

Went right over Trump’s head.

[underpants]

51. Pence - we'll really be on this in the fall

[malaise]

53. Please note that he knows more than the economists

He just said so

[Mossfern]

52. Haha

"I know a lot about economists."
Oh my Lord!

[malaise]

54. Unfuckingbelievable and shameless

There are no words

[underpants]

56. 2reporters ago. Trump just made noise to break up question on malaria drug

He got where the question was going and said “uh uh uh hhhh uhh” shaking his head from side to side.

[malaise]

58. Every other reporter should have followed up with the same question

I have never seen a human being lie like this one - not ever

[underpants]

61. I have to find a video of that

It’s my mission now.

I actually stopped in my tracks and said “Did you see that?” My wife was already laughing.

[uponit7771]

68. +1, this guy would be a serial killer if he didn't have so much money

[malaise]

90. Well right now he's a criminally negligent scumbag

The media are not giving him good coverage

[Mossfern]

59. Back to ventilators.

[IcyPeas]

62. trump always wants to know whistleblowers' names and "unnamed sources"

names.... he always wants their names.....

so who are these world leaders who think he is leading the world in testing etc.

who are the governors he sometimes talks about

name them

WHO ARE THEY?

a lot of brilliant people are telling me you are lying piece of shit

[underpants]

79. But then he mentioned rumors about the sun killing this

Whoever that reporter is who he tried to dress down had a look that was classic. That has to go viral.

That and Trump just making noise earlier - same reporter I think- to break up a question about the malaria drug.

[JohnnyLib2]

63. Hope at least one medical person shows up--

just to prove they are still involved. So far, straight hucksterism.

[uponit7771]

65. +1, no one wants to hear his bullshit.

[malaise]

70. I'm the president and you are fake news

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! This is madness

[underpants]

69. Trump. "There's been a rumor" about sunlight

[IcyPeas]

72. I'm just here to present talent

[HipChick]

73. I wish a reporter would tell him he's the fake President..

[IcyPeas]

78. damn if I were one of these reporters I would gladly lose my job for that

[underpants]

80. Aaaaand now.....

Great Merv Griffin

[IcyPeas]

82. isn't that pence' job? he is the chief of the task force.

useless pos

[Mossfern]

76. Johnson and Johnson

is scaling up before approval?
Is that a good business model?

[uponit7771]

81. I don't think he understood the question, Trumps pretty stupid

[Mossfern]

77. Husband switched station

to the real news.
I'm now relying on you guys for updates.

[underpants]

83. Oh this is getting good. Just trashed Brian Kemp

Not happy about Brian Kemp

He just had a good 10 minutes of going off rail

[Blue_true]

114. Well, he found a good asshole to toss under the bus. nt

[malaise]

84. Here's Scarf-face from the cartoons

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100213334380

[uponit7771]

94. scarf face ... excellent

[Ilsa]

85. Wow. He really is dissing Kemp.

Birk is explaining the higher numbers on Mondays and new outbreaks and clusters.

[underpants]

92. He dumped him.

[uponit7771]

95. +1, the higher numbers are cause of more testing by Friday not because Monday is test day. She

... doesn't want to explain that part.

Throughput on our testing his horrible

[IcyPeas]

86. the PRESS IS GIVING A FREE PASS to a sleepy guy in the basement

[malaise]

87. This from the king of misinformation who gets two hours a fucking day

seven days a week

Campaign time again - thank him that it's not a million dead - I detest this creep

[Blue_true]

115. America is seeing Trump for the clown that he is.

If he doesn't follow the science, covid19 will prove every bullshit projection he makes wrong. He is not being helped by these press rallies.

[malaise]

121. +1,000

Today was really embarrassing - I will never understand his brazen attempt to bullshit the experts or the way he blends arrogance and ignorance while trying to pull this crap off.
I watch daily because it is fun to watch his diminishing returns - the holey moran emperor is naked and vulnerable. It would be laughable if it wasn't costing so many lives.

[underpants]

89. Trump on Biden. Sleepy guy in a basement. Keeping him secluded

Now he’s doing the carnage bit.

I can’t keep up with this epic fail.

[uponit7771]

91. Thud ... foomp ... foomp flap foomp goes Kemp

[malaise]

93. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah he ends with cussing off the press

He's the greatest and the wicked media won't praise him

[HipChick]

97. LmAO..

He is such a freaking baby

[malaise]

100. The Bryan guy is being laughed to scorn by

Dr Redlener - says the presentation was incoherent and found the Con's questions about UV light and disinfectants jawdropping - a pack of nonsense. pay no attention.

[underpants]

107. That's the key. He thought Bryan was going to wow everyone

He had charts and everything.
Trump thought the China excuse was gold. GOLD!!

[malaise]

108. The Con is pathetic

People know Bryan is a crooked tool

[underpants]

109. I didn't. I could feel it. Smell it.

You gave me his background.

[malaise]

110. I remembered the name although I thought it was Bryant not Bryan

There was stuff about him during hearings for his appointment

[Blue_true]

116. I guess now Kemp will only kiss Trump's ass in nine places instead of fifteen. nt

[uponit7771]

117. +1, the other rep governors will fill in where Kemp can't. Seriously, save for a couple of GOP govs

... the rest of them bet not say shit against Trump when he's gone.

We'll find the mass graves at the border and then they'll try and speak up against Trump

[Blue_true]

119. Yes. That party has been taken over by religious zealots and racists.

Sane people, even if their families are lifelong repughs, don't have a place in it. And things will only get worse.

[JohnnyLib2]

98. Unmistakably worse by the day.

Rings all the alarm bells.

[malaise]

101. That disinformation presentation was just torn to bits

and the Con's questions exposed his ignorance

[underpants]

105. The last 2 days have been brief and slightly less Clustertrump

Today was something else.

[HipChick]

113. Unfortunately I can see some of his base

following his directive and injecting themselves with bleach,lysol or dettol

[uponit7771]

106. +1, pithy and OP worthy !!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

118. I'm watching the NFL draft

Roger Goodell just sounded more inspiring than Drumpf could ever hope to, and I'm not a big fan of Roger Goodell.

[Blue_true]

120. Did the LSU QB go first? Who went in the top ten? nt