I'm mainlining Lysol and sticking a tactical flashlight up my ass.

[LuckyCharms]

I mean, he's the President, right? He must be telling the truth.

Context: Trump today questioning if a disinfectant can be injected (or something like that) and if UV light can be used inside the body, or something like that.

[Newest Reality]

1. Bartender!

A round of Lysol on the Beach for everyone!

[John Ludi]

2. Well...

I used to do that BEFORE Covid.

[milestogo]

3. How can somebody so stupid live to adulthood?

[dalton99a]

4. Dr. Trump alone can fix it

Link to tweet

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Shouldn't I just spray the Lysol directly into my lungs?

[LuckyCharms]

7. That might work too!

Trump: "Might work, might not".

What a great leader.

[IcyPeas]

6. I am more into snorting ajax

[LuckyCharms]

9. Trump: "Might work, might not. We'll see".

[lpbk2713]

14. The Cheech and Chong solution.

An obscure reference I admit.

[lunatica]

20. LOL!

The burn of Ajax in your nostrils, throat, esophagus and lungs will definitely kill something! You might be onto something there!

[IcyPeas]

21. well, I'm not a doctor, I'm just saying... try it

[KentuckyWoman]

8. Um.... what the WHAT?

I missed the whackadoodle today....

[jcgoldie]

12. Its hard to believe

But everyday it gets more batshit crazy than the last. And if Fauci isn't there who knows what the fuck crazy shit he will say.

[LuckyCharms]

13. There will be videos posted of what he said.

But one of his lackeys was at the podium having an orgasm about sunlight killing the virus. This led to Trump questioning whether disinfectant can be introduced into the lungs, and whether UV light can be used inside the body.

I shit you not.

[ismnotwasm]

10. Oh god

My husband just picked me up from work and was telling me about this. I just..can’t

[uponit7771]

11. lol ... we need more of this.

[ragemage]

15. I give it until 9pm tonight to hear about the first death by injecting bleach or huffing Lysol

You know somebody is going to try it, injecting bleach into their body or huffing Lysol directly into their lungs.
What do you have to lose?
Maybe it works, maybe it won't.

[LuckyCharms]

16. Well, you could be right! It could be a very powerful thing! It's

worth a try. Anything is worth a try, right? We'll just have to see. Might work, might not. We'll see. Some very powerful things have been figured out by some very smart people. The best people.

[UncleTomsEvilBrother]

17. Sooo...

...I was drinking gourmet coffee and spat it all over my shirt and boxers after I read the thread title. LOL!!!!!!

[grumpyduck]

18. Wasn't there something in "My Big Fat

Greek Wedding" about how Windex works for everything?

[Celerity]

19. here is the flashlight I hope someone uses on Hannity

[NCjack]

39. Is that the UV light model?

[Celerity]

43. retrofit it

MAGLITE UV BULB 300 LUMEN 3-6 CELL

https://littindustries.com/products/litt-ultra-bright-300-lumen-ultra-violet-led-upgrade-3-6-cell-c-d

[NCjack]

44. Thanks for the upgrade link.

[Celerity]

45. anytime!

and if wee Sean gets a little too argy bargy, well.......

[lame54]

22. But what are you gonna do about the virus?

[Goonch]

23. Na zdrowie!

[badhair77]

24. Be careful. I heard you can overdo it with the Lysol.

[Blue_true]

26. Especially the lemon flavored one. Ummmmmm! nt

[Blue_true]

25. I have an LED-uv light cable. Just trying to figure out how to attach the batteries to my nutsack

or assbuns. Maybe I need to call Dr. Trump for advice.

[NickB79]

27. Hey, everyone has their kinks

Who am I to judge?

[CRK7376]

28. Thanks Lucky Charms!

You have successfully given the the giggles for the rest of the night. Just the thought of trumpster injecting some Lysol and shoving a TacFire light up his ass has me rolling. Thanks for the belly laugh!

[DanTex]

29. Don't forget to snort some crushed hydroxychloroquine pills!

[Elwood P Dowd]

30. And stick some Trump approved sun up your rear end.

[peggysue2]

31. Hahahaha!

O.M.G. That made me laugh.

Yes, we should all start our injections immediately and hunker down(or up) with out trusty flashlights. Because . . .

Miracles!!!!

[Stuart G]

32. Yes, I agree..a flashlight up your ass will solve all problems. Trump always tells the truth!!

...Keep that flashlight up your ass for a couple of days, and watch how that indeed will solve all problems. No more worrying about Trump, financial issues, and medical problems. Everything will be over. You will not have to worry about Democratic Underground, or your favorite sports team winning whatever. Next November's election will not be an issue at all. Sounds like a great idea.

........YES, TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT, & HE MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH...

[hunter]

33. A half hour soak in a hot tub set to 200 degrees Fahrenheit...

... ought to kill the virus as well.

[Hugin]

35. A joy ride in an autoclave...

Hey, it has 'auto' in it... Might work. Might work. What have you got to lose?

[LisaL]

34. There is no lysol anywhere.

[SunSeeker]

49. If it wasn't for the 10-year-old can of Lysol I found under my sink...

...I'd have no Lysol at all. Nobody has it in stock. Nobody.

[onethatcares]

36. and now they'll be

a shortage of batteries and flashlights......

and senior shopping times are over for the week.

even harbor freight won't have them.

[badhair77]

37. I want trump to try it first.

I’ll evaluate with my gut from there.

[Harker]

38. Since when do you give a shit about context?

The absence thereof is part of your charm.

[NCjack]

42. Yes. It's critical part of his to-be-labelled "joke". Every time he makes an outrageous statement,

a reporter should ask: "Mr. President, I don't understand. Are you serious or are you being jokey?"

[Harker]

47. "You gotta be frickin' kidding!" would be fine, too, for Trumpsky.

For the record, I wasn't thinking of him, but of luckycharms. Hmmm... you're on to something, though.

[pwb]

40. Are you feeling better today?

.

[ornotna]

41. Seems like good advice

I bought one of those long snake cameras that have a light on the end. I've been able to get all the way to my duodenum.

Not only do I feel safer but I have some cool movies to share with friends and family.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

46. Love your response! Didn't have to add explanation. Lol

[SunSeeker]

48. Probably safer than taking hydroxychloroquine.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/21/health/hydroxychloroquine-veterans-study/index.html