Trump Reportedly Wants Out Of The White House And Everyone's Making The Same Jokes

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President Donald Trump is reportedly “frustrated” about being holed up in the White House as the coronavirus pandemic unfolds.

Aside from a March 28 trip to Norfolk, Virginia, to see the USNS Comfort depart for New York, Trump has been in Washington since a March 6-9 visit to Florida for fundraisers and golf.

On Wednesday, NBC News reported that Trump’s aides were working on a plan to get him some time out of town, perhaps for a visit to see health care workers or first responders.

“Like many Americans, the president is looking to travel when it is safe to do so,” NBC News quoted an unnamed senior administration official as saying.

On social media, Trump’s critics offered some suggestions about how he can get out of town, but they were looking to give the president more of a one-way trip:

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[Thomas Hurt]

1. he only gets half the fun of insulting and bullying people at the pressers...

he needs to get back to the Touch Myself Rallies for some mindless adoration.

No golf, influence peddling at Mar a Quid Pro Quo

Shawn

[bdamomma]

2. take

him to hospitals in NY to see those nurses and drs trying to save lives.

[Grokenstein]

21. Aren't they suffering enough, though?

I know he would never go, and you're kidding, but suppose he did?

At the very best, he'd stand there incessantly complaining that he's bored and second-guessing the professionals while OAN gives him a rimjob.

At worst--the option Donny Littlehands always pursues--he'd actively interfere with medical staff to get attention focused on himself, doing the grab-and-yank "power" handshake with an RN trying to transport blood plasma or sticking his unmasked head into ORs to yell about the awesome job he's doing...while OAN gives him a rimjob.

[Cha]

22. That's true.. solid point.

[spanone]

3. We should be so lucky. The World should be so lucky.

Just resign, fuck head. Just go do a rally, the idiots will show up....breathe deeply

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. Whiney spoiled brat Donnie ...

He had a golfing trip March 6 - 9 and another outing March 28 and he's crying about being couped up in OUR mansion.

Last time I had to visit civilization was December 11, last year. Would y'all be ok if we evicted the whiney brat and let me take over until Biden's sworn in? I'll sit right here and just authorize the smart folks by email and maybe kick out a few insane sociopaths along the way. Send pay to appropriate facilities for PPE.

[Doreen]

5. I think.he should get on his airplane and go to NK and sit next to his lover.

Of course that will only be one way.

[UpInArms]

6. Lick some doorknobs

That might get him a trip to a hospital

[Blue Owl]

8. And maybe a few toilets

n/t

[Wellstone ruled]

7. So Mrs,Greenspan's

is still carrying a torch for her Rethug friends.

[Wounded Bear]

9. I would like to help him out. Which way did he come in?

[Thekaspervote]

10. Take him to a extended health care facility and leave him. It's where he belongs!

[keithbvadu2]

11. The same WH that Trump called a dump.

[niyad]

12. Hey, donie bodybags, it only takes two words to get you out of "the dump". "I RESIGN".

See how easy that will be? You can afford Two Men and a Truck to pack and move you, I am sure. On second thought, they don't deserve the aggravation, and you probably really can't afford them.

[benld74]

13. I hear Moscow is lovely this time of year

[gratuitous]

14. Jeez, you people and your sick and your dying

Don't you realize how bored Donald is? No golf. No little Nuremburgs. That's suffering right there!

[struggle4progress]

15. He could go visit all his friends in New York.

[BigmanPigman]

16. Have him and his immediate family stay in a jail or nursing home for 48 hours.

Yhat should do the trick.

[RainCaster]

17. He needs to hold a rally in GA

Shake a lot of hands
Walk among your people
Enjoy that hero worship

[czarjak]

18. Quit, quickly! Problem solved. (It ain't rocket science)

[Grokenstein]

19. Watch for the moving vans.

He's going to strip the White House of anything of value before he runs and his toadies torch the joint.
The flag he loves to hump with that smirk on his face?
Won't be coming with.

[Jamastiene]

20. Let him go have some more Republican rallies.

Make it an intimate setting where he can shake every hand of every fan he has. Liberate Trump! I hate that fucker. I usually avoid hate if I can, but he has earned it. It is either hate him or pop a blood vessel in my head.

[lindysalsagal]

23. Poor wittoo boy can't have his rallies

So he's done.

[marlakay]

24. Can't he go to camp David?

Or would that take staff away needed in WH? Or is he afraid not to have his daily shit show?

[cstanleytech]

25. I am sure that as soon as he is out he will be on an airplane to Russia to avoid

the criminal charges he is probably looking at both the state and federal level.